6 Things From Williams-Sonoma That Look Like Gynecology Tools

I know fuck-all about cooking, but I know I love Williams-Sonoma. Williams-Sonoma promises a world in which everyone has the time and talent to cook a great meal. Also, many of its products look like things that a doctor would put in a lady’s vagina. Here are six of them.

6 Things From Williams-Sonoma That Look Like Gynecology Tools

These are canning tongs. OR ARE THEY?

Canning Lid Lifter

This is a canning lid lifter. OR IS IT?

WS Cookie Scoop

This is a cookie scoop. OR IS IT?

WS Butter Stamp

This is a butter stamp. OR IS IT?

WS Salt and Pepper Shakers

These are salt and pepper shakers. OR ARE THEY?

WS Cat and Dog Hair Vacuum

This is a cat and dog hair vacuum. OR IS IT?

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  • Haribo Lector

    This is all great. Now what’s a Williams-Sonoma?

    • Dragoon21b


      • Haribo Lector

        Once I thought I had a sonoma, but it turned out just to be a wart.

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  • Monty

    ______. It’s what’s fer dinner.

  • arensb

    Hm. I I thought vacuum cleaners were for putting a penis in, not for putting inside a vagina.Or is it the middle layer in a penis-hoover-vagina turducken? Kind of like a huge expensive mechanical robot condom.

  • arensb

    Are you sure that alleged “butter stamp” isn’t really an Amish buttplug?

    • glasspusher

      Why? Because it isn’t electric?

      • Dragoon21b

        It’s handcrafted

        • arensb

          Out of wood.Oh, and its design features a cock. Although that could just as easily be a sriracha reference, in which case I would not recommend using it as a butt-plug.

          • MichaelG

            Shshshshsh….that’s how they actually make Sriracha.

  • Jack Haldane

    They all look like sex toys. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

  • Ambignostic

    Bill Murray knew how to use the cookie scoop.

  • msanthropesmr

    “A tiny chrome-plated machine. That looks like a magical pig. With marital aids stuck all over it.”

    • doktorzoom

      It looks like a Telefunken U-47!

      • msanthropesmr

        With leather?

    • HogeyeGrex

      Streck ihn ausStreck aus deinen’ heinen gelockten

  • A butter stamp? I’m done here.

  • Volt Owner

    They may call it a cookie scoop, but we all know it’s really a melon baller!