10 Hobby Lobby Products That Sound Like Birth Control But Aren’t

10 Hobby Lobby Products That Sound Like Birth Control But Aren't

Today’s SCOTUS decision on birth control has us feeling creative! In addition to writing a fantastic one-act play called “The Taming Of The Slut,” we’ve compiled a list of ten Hobby Lobby products that sound like birth control or abortifacients (these are two different things, but not according to the douchedudes on the Supreme Court!) but are actually not, mostly! Enjoy!

10. Modge Podge

9. Trust in the Lord Plaster Mold

8. Sculpey

7. The sadness of lonely grandmothers

6. Duct tape

5. 3-D embellishment stickers

4. Pinking shears

3. True Vanilla Scent Sticks

2. English Garden Potpurri In Decorative Bird Cage

1. Coat hangers

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