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Baby Geniuses 3: Baby Squad Investigators (2013)
on Friday, February 22, 2013
Yes, Baby Geniuses, widely considered one of the worst movies of all time, has not one, but two sequels, each worse than the last. In the third installment, the Crown Jewels have been stolen from the Tower of London, and it's up to the baby geniuses to travel to Europe (specifically, GreenScreenLand) and use their secret baby language to recover them.
The NeverEnding Story II: The Next Chapter (1990)
"The previous film ended with Bastian flying off into Fantasia to recreate the entire magical realm from a single grain of sparkly power, but now he's back at home, living with his single dad again, with no explanation of how or why he came back. Worse yet, he doesn't seem to have grown as a human being from the experience at all."Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987)
"This movie is really starting to hurt me in my common sense."Omen IV: The Awakening (1991)
“This movie is a Part 4. And with very few exceptions, franchises that last all the way to a fourth installment end up scraping the bottom of the cinematic barrel. And when it comes to horror franchises in particular, there's a tendency to continue on even after hitting bottom, and using the shredded, shattered remnants of the cinematic barrel itself to make at least three more shitty sequels after that.”A Good Day to Die Hard (2013)
“I like a good mindless action film as much as the next guy (lord knows I’ve written about enough of them in the past), but I also like to have a little something to chew on as well.”Casper: A Spirited Beginning (1997)
It's the direct to video prequel to 1995's Casper, starring Steve Guttenberg, Rodney Dangerfield, Lori Loughlin, and James Earl Jones as the voice of the bad guy, in one of the weirdest ensembles ever.S. Darko: A Donnie Darko Tale (2009)
“It’s clear the filmmakers saw Donnie Darko, and literally no other movie ever made.”
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