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The Sorcerer's Apprentice (2010)
on Monday, February 4, 2013
Nicolas Cage is the sorcerer and Jay Baruchel is the apprentice in a feature-length adaptation of that one segment from Fantasia. Watch as Disney screws up a franchise based on something that only lasts a few minutes. That never always happens!
The Black Cauldron (1985)
Joey finds out if this is really Disney's worst animated film! With a reputation of being made when Disney was at its lowest point, The Black Cauldron is a fantasy adventure with obnoxious characters, cop-out endings, and archetypes we've seen done to death.The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones (2013)
“If the source novel didn’t start out as Twilight fanfic, I’ll drop dead of shock.”Dungeons & Dragons (2000)
Because who says only video games can get terrible adaptations?Full House “The House Meets the Mouse (Part I)”
“D.J. shoves a knife into Stephanie’s already pulsating open wound by saying, ‘Isn’t it incredible, Steph? Our little sister’s going to have all her dreams come true!’ And Steph’s like, ‘Yeah bitch, ‘cuz that never happens.’”Twilight (2008)
"No matter how good of a job the director did, and no matter how hard the screenwriters worked, nobody else's talent is ever going to fix the middle-aged woman's disturbing sparkly wank-dream that is Twilight."The Lone Ranger (2013)
“Contains just a bit more cannibalism than one would expect from a Disney-produced Lone Ranger movie.”
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