Working, please wait...
The Sorcerer's Apprentice (2010)
on Monday, February 4, 2013
Nicolas Cage is the sorcerer and Jay Baruchel is the apprentice in a feature-length adaptation of that one segment from Fantasia. Watch as Disney screws up a franchise based on something that only lasts a few minutes. That never always happens!
The Left Behind remake is as God-awful as the original
“This film really did nothing but confirm the fact that Nicolas Cage doesn’t really care anymore. He’ll take just about any part to pay off his huge debts, and do absolutely nothing with the role.”The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009)
“My prediction at the end of my Twilight recap was correct: This movie did indeed suck harder than its predecessor. In fact, it sucked so hard that it made me wonder why I ever liked the first one to begin with.”Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters (2013)
“Because every screenwriter knows that if you can’t give your protagonist a personality, you can always give him a destiny.”Tron Legacy (2010)
“Since 1982, fans had been asking for a sequel to Tron. Well, the studio dithered, and did nothing about that for the longest time. Then they decided that since so many other movie franchises had done so well picking up the pieces a decade or two later, well, why couldn’t they? After all, how hard could it be?”The Return of the King (1980)
“His approach is cut short as he sees the reason a swarm of Orcs hasn’t gotten around to curb-stomping him into oblivion: they’re all dead. Naturally, we get a monologue explaining this, and I think even the five year olds watching at this point are probably going, ‘Move it along, goddammit, I got shit to do today!’”The Sorcerer's Apprentice (2010)
This episode, the Cinema Slob gets enchanted by Nicolas Cage and Jay Baruchel in The Sorcerer's Apprentice. Find out what the Slob thinks of Disney's modern take on the classic Fantasia short!
Scroll down to comment on this video!