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Welcome to the new season of Friday Night Fright Flicks! The Masked Slasher has lost his mojo and can't slash anymore. While Horror Guru and Count Jackula are out watching Texas Chainsaw 3D, special guest star Queen of Trash lends Masked Slasher a hand.
“Granted, it’s far, far superior to the last meta-Bond film they tried (that would be Die Another Day), but it doesn’t have much of an identity of its own.”The Flash’s sexist “don’t tell the girlfriend” rule
“Every man in Iris’s life is lying to her. Her boyfriend, her best friend, and her father. This is beyond mere protectiveness: this is patronizing mistrust.”Ant-Man (2015)
“If you imagine the Marvel franchise as the movie equivalent of a TV series, then this is sort of like ending the season on a standalone episode after a big climatic two-parter, starring a character you’ve never heard of, in a story that means almost nothing to the larger plot.”Texas Chainsaw 3D (2013)
Cecil takes a look at the history of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre franchise, and what led up to the 2013 sequel, Texas Chainsaw 3D.Oz the Great and Powerful (2013)
“I wish they’d spent as much time working on the storyline as the visuals, but it is what it is.”Ishtar (1987): a recap (part 3)
“I can’t tell what’s funnier here, the random violence against women, or Lyle being a gay basher. Either way: comedy gold!”
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