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on Wednesday, January 16, 2013
It's Film Renegado's second anniversary! And what better way to celebrate than with more Danny Trejo? This is... Machete!
Death Wish 4: The Crackdown (1987)
"See, this is why you don’t get a vigilante to play spy."Bad Ass (2012)
Remember Epic Beard Man? Well, it turns out they made a movie about him. That's right, somebody's cell phone video of two guys fighting on a bus has been made into a movie... starring Danny Trejo. No, really.Spy Kids 4-D: All the Time in the World (2011)
The cast has completely changed since the previous movies, with Jessica Alba as the spy kids' mother, Community's Joel Mchale as a spy hunter, and the voice of Ricky Gervais giving a terrible performance as a robot dog. This movie stinks in every possible sense of the word.Sin City’s biggest sin: Making violence boring
“By the time we get to Elijah Wood with all his limbs chopped off being eaten alive by a wolf, it’s just tiresome.”Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams (2002)
Renegado faces Robert Rodriguez's second attempt at making a movie for kids. In this installment, the siblings find themselves on a strange island with Ray Harryhausen-inspired hybrid creatures created by a crazy scientist named Romero (Steve Buscemi). Also, there's Ricardo Montalbán in a wheelchair.Fantastic Four (2005)
The Fantastic Four spend almost the entire film mostly cleaning up after their own mistakes. No joke. Every time they spring into action, it's a direct result of one of them doing something dumb. Didn't this seem like a bad, bad idea to anyone? We watch superhero movies to see the heroes being heroic, not bungling things so badly that they cause massive injuries and property damage, if not outright deaths. They should be saving the day, not covering their own asses.
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