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on Wednesday, January 16, 2013
It's Film Renegado's second anniversary! And what better way to celebrate than with more Danny Trejo? This is... Machete!
Marked for Death (1990)
"Can you really have a gentle side if one of the things hanging on your wall is a picture frame full of guns?"Spy Kids 4-D: All the Time in the World (2011)
The cast has completely changed since the previous movies, with Jessica Alba as the spy kids' mother, Community's Joel Mchale as a spy hunter, and the voice of Ricky Gervais giving a terrible performance as a robot dog. This movie stinks in every possible sense of the word.Video: Top 9 Celebrity Bear Fights
"There's nothing celebrities can't do. They can heal the sick, they can feed the poor, and they can end genocide. But most importantly of all, celebrities can engage in personal, hand-to-hand combat with bears in close quarters and escape completely unharmed."Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt
“Steven Seagal, former bodyguard turned actor, who once claimed to have worked for the CIA, and who now claims to be a reincarnated Tibetan lama (though not a reincarnated llama, which is probably closer to the truth), has taken time out from his busy direct-to-video acting career and burgeoning singing career [!] to develop a brand new kind of energy drink. I know this much is true, because I've purchased and consumed exactly two (2) cans of Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt in both of its powerful flavors: ‘Asian Experience’ and ‘Cherry Charge’.”Spy Kids (2001)
In this episode, Renegado begins a retrospective of the original Spy Kids trilogy. In the first installment, Gregorio (Antonio Banderas) and Ingrid Cortez (Carla Gugino) are international spies that have to be rescued by their kids, who become spies themselves and save their parents from the silly clutches of the evil mastermind Floop (Alan Cumming).Bad Ass 2: Bad Asses (2014)
Danny Trejo returns as the Epic Beard Guy, but this time, there's no memes to save him, so he enlists the help of Bernie (Danny Glover) to take down an evil drug cabal. Explosions, action, and old people pretending to be bad asses, it's Dannytastic!
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