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A Haunted House (2013)
Michael A. Novelli
on Friday, January 11, 2013
Mendo reviews A Haunted House. Pretty straightforward, really. What? Not all of these intro paragraphs can be gems! Oh, wait, Mendo also debuts his new sunglasses in this video. That's pretty noteworthy, I guess.
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