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12/22/2012 6:44:11 AM
House of the Dead? You poor bastard.I dunno, man. I mean, the boss is supposed to be evil, but I'm kind of siding with him. I doubt, "Your great aunt Sadie wants me to tell you that you're a crushing disappointment and the torments of Hell are better than your cooking ever was," would be well received, even if it was honest.You'd think the client pacing back and forth behind the medium would be -really- distracting...
12/23/2012 4:59:03 AM
Indeed it is distracting, and he actually comments on it several times in the film.
12/20/2012 1:44:44 PM
I don't see what the big deal is, all you'd need to do is salt and burn the remains and voila, no more ghosts. Amateurs. Also, is it me or would the Psychic guy have made a decent John Constantine?
12/20/2012 1:49:21 PM
Visually, he'd be great, but I'm not sure about the whole "fuck you" attitude that makes John Constantine so cool. Whatever the case, he'd be a hell of a lot better than Keanu "I learned to act from a tree stump" Reeves.
12/20/2012 5:44:28 PM
That's what I was thinking as well. Anything would have to be an improvement over Keanu.
12/22/2012 2:36:53 AM
Keanu is okay within a limited range (i.e. Speed, the first Matrix movie). But yeah, when it comes to doing something deep or complex (or requiring a convincing British accent) he is terrible.Great review, by the way, FF!
12/22/2012 1:50:20 PM
Keanu is good when he's not required to act.
12/23/2012 5:00:21 AM
Glad you liked it!
12/20/2012 12:11:46 PM
What a strange little movie.I have to see this now.
12/20/2012 1:49:56 PM
Always happy to introduce someone to something new!
12/20/2012 12:23:18 AM
Number of times I sprayed the monitor with my drink: 4Number of times I cringed at the sister twister references: 3Another excellent mix of critique and humor! I can't wait for the eventual review of the Friday the Thirteenth series or even another Godzilla movie.
12/20/2012 1:51:11 PM
Remember: Terror Obscura and the Fear Fan are not legally liable for any water damage to your computer screen! You have been warned!On a more serious note- don't worry, I'll be digging into FT13th soon.
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