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The Last Airbender (2010)
on Wednesday, December 19, 2012
The Slob continues his M. Night Before Christmas review spectacular with his look at 2010's The Last Airbender!
The Return of the King (1980)
“His approach is cut short as he sees the reason a swarm of Orcs hasn’t gotten around to curb-stomping him into oblivion: they’re all dead. Naturally, we get a monologue explaining this, and I think even the five year olds watching at this point are probably going, ‘Move it along, goddammit, I got shit to do today!’”After Earth (2013)
“I’m not sure that’s how evolution works, though it’s disheartening to see that Shyamalan thought so much of his silly ‘plants killing humans’ premise of The Happening that he reuses it here.”Heaven’s Gate (1980)
“Trust me, this is not a movie where the time simply flies by; you feel every last one of those 219 minutes.”Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011)
The Cinema Slob checks out what has luckily turned out not to be the final movie in the extraordinary Michael Bay four-part Transformers trilogy. Watch as the Slob learns about the moon landing, ponders the evil-ness of goatees, sees his beloved home town get blown to hell, and reenacts clips too awesome to actually include in the review!Speed Racer (2008)
The Cinema Slob takes a look at the Wachowski siblings' 2008 adaptation of the anime classic Speed Racer! Get ready for fast cars, insane stunts, hot girls, and special effects so intense that... well, you'll see.The Happening (2008)
The M. Night Before Christmas continues! There's something in the air as the Cinema Slob takes a look at Shyamalan's The Happening, starring Mark Wahlberg and Zooey Deschanel as a couple on the run from vengeful, suicide-inducing plants.
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