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The Last Airbender (2010)
on Wednesday, December 19, 2012
The Slob continues his M. Night Before Christmas review spectacular with his look at 2010's The Last Airbender!
The Return of the King (1980)
“His approach is cut short as he sees the reason a swarm of Orcs hasn’t gotten around to curb-stomping him into oblivion: they’re all dead. Naturally, we get a monologue explaining this, and I think even the five year olds watching at this point are probably going, ‘Move it along, goddammit, I got shit to do today!’”Avatar: The Last Airbender “The Painted Lady”
“This final episode of The Worst of Avatar is ‘The Painted Lady’, the season’s third episode. Luckily, much like ‘Avatar Day’, the season got this embarrassment out of the way early, with the episodes that followed all being decent to spectacular. And right now, it’s the last episode in my way before I take on M. Night Shyamalan’s hideous mangling of the series, so here goes.”21 Jump Street (2012)
“21 Jump Street is a meta-film that laughs at its very existence.”The NeverEnding Story II: The Next Chapter (1990)
"The previous film ended with Bastian flying off into Fantasia to recreate the entire magical realm from a single grain of sparkly power, but now he's back at home, living with his single dad again, with no explanation of how or why he came back. Worse yet, he doesn't seem to have grown as a human being from the experience at all."The Last Airbender (2010)
“The worst M. Night Shyamalan movie yet. And damn, is that saying something.”Catwoman (2004)
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