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Santo and Blue Demon vs. The Monsters (1969)
on Tuesday, December 18, 2012
Renegado reviews another El Santo film, but in this one, Santo is joined by the wrestler known as the Blue Demon as they face off against classic monsters in the movie titled (what else?) Santo and Blue Demon vs. The Monsters (original title: Santo y Blue Demon Contra Los Monstruos). Together, the two luchadores battle the Mexican Dracula, vampire women, the Wolfman, a cyclops, the Mummy, and the Frankenstein monster. It's cheesy, ridiculous fun. In other words, a Santo film.
El Santos vs. La Tetona Mendoza (2012)
From the minds of newspaper comic writers comes a bizarre animated adventure starring pretty much every Mexican talent in existance, including the Bichir Brothers, Cheech Marin... and Guillermo Del Toro! Also, stick around until the end for a song featuring lots of cameos, including the whole staff from the Agony Booth!Will the new Dracula suck?
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