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We Wish You a Turtle Christmas (1994)
on Monday, December 17, 2012
We Wish You a Turtle Christmas is the purest combination of both terrible and awesome. A direct-to-video holiday special where the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles sing Christmas songs about pizza and... other things, it's one of the greatest Christmas specials ever.
Santa’s Slay (2005)
Cecil talks about the hysterical Santa's Slay, a great movie that takes itself just seriously enough. It's a holiday classic that should be watched every year, along with A Christmas Story and Black Christmas.The Adventure of the Wrong Santa Claus (1914)
In 1914, Thomas Edison didn’t have color film. He didn’t have sound. He didn’t have talent. He didn’t have any understanding of even the most basic filmmaking techniques. What he did have was the Christmas spirit. It was not enough.It's a Wonderful Life (1946)
“So, basically, one guy was all that was stopping Bedford Falls from turning into a hellhole. I think that’s ample evidence George should’ve gotten out when he had the chance. I mean, come on. If the general populace is too weak-willed not to turn into East St. Louis, why would you want to save them? At what point does personal responsibility kick in? There was no reason whatsoever for George to throw away his life and happiness for these losers.”Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles “Rust Never Sleeps”
“Guys, the French hate the Eiffel Tower. The average Parisian thinks it’s an eyesore. Guy de Maupassant used to eat at their restaurant every day just so he wouldn’t have to look at the damn thing! If you collapse it, they’ll probably send you a gift basket.”Spiders (2000)
Giant bugs! Run!Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze (1991)
Go ninja, go ninja, go! Cecil reviews the sequel to one of his all-time favorite films.
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