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We Wish You a Turtle Christmas (1994)
on Monday, December 17, 2012
We Wish You a Turtle Christmas is the purest combination of both terrible and awesome. A direct-to-video holiday special where the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles sing Christmas songs about pizza and... other things, it's one of the greatest Christmas specials ever.
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