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We Wish You a Turtle Christmas (1994)
on Monday, December 17, 2012
We Wish You a Turtle Christmas is the purest combination of both terrible and awesome. A direct-to-video holiday special where the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles sing Christmas songs about pizza and... other things, it's one of the greatest Christmas specials ever.
Santa’s Slay (2005)
Cecil talks about the hysterical Santa's Slay, a great movie that takes itself just seriously enough. It's a holiday classic that should be watched every year, along with A Christmas Story and Black Christmas.Ishtar (1987): a recap (part 1)
“Fans of the movie (and yes, this movie does have fans) will tell you it’s actually an underappreciated gem. I’m here to tell you those people might be clinically insane.”Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles “Rust Never Sleeps”
“Guys, the French hate the Eiffel Tower. The average Parisian thinks it’s an eyesore. Guy de Maupassant used to eat at their restaurant every day just so he wouldn’t have to look at the damn thing! If you collapse it, they’ll probably send you a gift basket.”Santa Claus: The Movie (1985)
“I’m surprised the tagline was ‘Seeing is believing’ and not ‘You will believe reindeer can fly!’”Ant-Man (2015)
“If you imagine the Marvel franchise as the movie equivalent of a TV series, then this is sort of like ending the season on a standalone episode after a big climatic two-parter, starring a character you’ve never heard of, in a story that means almost nothing to the larger plot.”Surviving Christmas (2004)
“That’s right, gang: this holiday movie has blessed us with the vision of Ben Affleck taking a piss, and inside of the first fifteen minutes, too! Merry Christmas to all!”
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