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Lady in the Water (2006)
on Wednesday, December 5, 2012
The Slob begins a special series of reviews called The M. Night Before Christmas, where he looks at the films of the internet's favorite punching bag, M. Night Shyamalan! First up, Lady in the Water, starring Paul Giamatti as a crazy super who finds Bryce Dallas Howard in a pool, and discovers she's a mythical mermaid-thing who's come to protect the savior of humanity, cleverly played by Shyamalan himself!
I Know Who Killed Me (2007)
"There's an old saying in Hollywood: You're only as good as your last movie. Unfortunately for Lindsay Lohan, this is her last movie. If it's any consolation to her, it's all her fault."Leonard Part 6 (1987)
“So by now, we're watching a drunk Bill Cosby performing surgery on himself with a hunting knife. Hey, having fun yet, Cosby Show fans?”After Earth (2013)
“I’m not sure that’s how evolution works, though it’s disheartening to see that Shyamalan thought so much of his silly ‘plants killing humans’ premise of The Happening that he reuses it here.”Terminator Salvation (2009)
“Christian Bale acts more robotic than the cyborgs he’s fighting.”Planet of the Apes (2001)
The Cinema Slob explores the film's subtle social commentary, its heart-wrenching plea for acceptance of cross-species love, and of course, its genius twist ending.The Last Airbender (2010)
“The worst M. Night Shyamalan movie yet. And damn, is that saying something.”
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