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An American Werewolf in Paris (1997)
on Tuesday, November 27, 2012
Phil reviews the unbelievably awful An American Werewolf in Paris, the sequel to the John Landis horror classic An American Werewolf in London, and the poster child for sequels that completely miss what made the original great.
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