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An American Werewolf in Paris (1997)
on Tuesday, November 27, 2012
Phil reviews the unbelievably awful An American Werewolf in Paris, the sequel to the John Landis horror classic An American Werewolf in London, and the poster child for sequels that completely miss what made the original great.
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“I like a good mindless action film as much as the next guy (lord knows I’ve written about enough of them in the past), but I also like to have a little something to chew on as well.”The Concorde... Airport '79 (1979)
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“I’m really annoyed at how this movie is making me question the competence of every single human being in the universe.”Return to Oz (1985)
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“I won’t be showing any nudity, but as a favor to readers, I just want to say two words here to give you an idea of what I’m seeing right now: Hairy breasts.”
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