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5/3/2013 10:03:58 AM
Darth Vader with Mickey Mouse ears. Wow, I had no idea a badly-made porn parody could predict the futureAlso, even in a porno Darth Vader doesn't do anyone. The last time he had sex resulted in his wife dying, replacing an ancient democracy with a Palpatine-run dictatorship, mass dismemberment and third-degree burns that put him in an iron lung suit and probably made burnt his genitalia off
12/2/2012 5:33:11 AM
I cried laughing at this. Well done sir, well done.
11/24/2012 2:39:31 AM
11/24/2012 2:39:25 AM
I assume this has something to do with Newgrounds.
11/24/2012 1:13:24 AM
So....this is what going insane feels like.
11/23/2012 3:59:37 PM
Looking back on it now, at least it makes sense how the (original) Death Star does look like a massive breast, with nipple as laser beam of doom.
11/23/2012 12:01:05 PM
Porn Critic, do you think She-Ra XXX would be a good movie? I mean, She-Ra, Glimmer, Frosta, Castaspella, Catra, Scorpia...not too lacking of ladies in that potential movie. Hordak with his funky transformations and beefcake Bow for the ladies...at least George Lucas wouldn't sue them, but Mattel might.
11/23/2012 7:59:11 PM
11/23/2012 7:26:40 AM
Also, Darth Vader with Mickey Mouse ears hmm? Fooooooooreshadowing? Maybe this guy comes from the future and this is actually what Episode VII is going to look like.
11/23/2012 8:14:46 AM
I think I'd rather see a Lightsaber Keyblade-wielding Vader as one of the Main Bosses of the next Kingdom Hearts Video Game.
11/23/2012 10:07:38 PM
Seriously, how phat would the Star Wars Kingdom Hearts level be?
11/23/2012 11:16:55 PM
I know, right? Imagine encountering Tie Fighters and Star Destroyers while in transit between worlds in your gummi ship. Then teaming up the Rebellion at the battle of Yavin, Hoth, or Endor. That would be awesome!
11/24/2012 12:34:46 AM
Imagine bringing down an AT-AT with a keyblade.
11/23/2012 7:22:53 AM
I still don't understand how the fuck do any of these three movies connect other than "Look! Anime porn!" xD
11/23/2012 9:05:35 AM
I think Sailor Moon is the only connection between the three...well, the other connection is they all look pretty damn awful (you might be paid in tacos to edit this rubbish, but I'd need to be paid better, I'll take A&W Sirloin burgers and onion rings at a minimum)
11/23/2012 5:17:54 AM
So, of the whole trilogy, the first movie was the best one? That's a scary thought...
11/23/2012 3:58:01 AM
George Lucas is usually pretty chill when it comes to parodies of his stuff. So I guess he must have been really offended.Oh, and Vader with Mickey Mouse Ears. Who would have thought the future would be telegraphed in this theatrical disaster-piece?
11/23/2012 6:44:13 AM
With Disney now having the franchise do you think they'll continue his lawsuit?
11/23/2012 8:00:55 AM
George Lucas wasn't very successful with his lawsuit, but Disney is a powerful company with the money to hire angriest lawyers in the business. But first they have to know about it, and feel that it will hurt their image, I think.
11/23/2012 5:10:20 PM
I dunno. Disney has a way of ignoring porn parodies of their work, at least publicly. Probably better for their image...
11/23/2012 8:58:09 PM
You're right. Better to pretend it doesn't exist, than to draw attention to it in a long, drawn-out, and very public, lawsuit. In the end, most likely, only people that are looking for this will find it.
11/23/2012 7:00:56 PM
Are they really going to care about a shitty-porn parody made over a decade ago? I don't see how they cost of a lawsuit would be worth it.
11/23/2012 9:13:20 AM
Speaking of Disney lawsuits, Disney once threatened to sue Marvel for Howard the Duck looking too much like Donald Duck and forced them to radically change his appearance. Now Disney owns Marvel and the company of the guy who made the movie. Seems kind of spooky to me.
11/24/2012 1:27:50 AM
I don't know, but you can pretty much consider fanfilms and the Expanded Universe dead. As much as he did to destroy what he created, I did admire George Lucas for being so cool about the fans doing their own thing with his copyrights. Disney isn't nearly as litigiously forgiving.
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