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The Apple (1980)
on Monday, November 19, 2012
It's the bizarre cult classic The Apple, a gay sci-fi biblical musical allegory directed by the future producer of Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo. It's the far-flung year of 1994, where society is ruled by a fascist, totalitarian record label called BIM, and the only ones who can liberate humanity are two virginal folk singers from Canada.
The Stallone action cheesefest of awesome.Dune (1984)
“A textbook example of how not to turn a novel into a movie.”Zardoz (1974)
"'Death approaches,' Avalow says. 'We are all mortal again! Now we can say yes to death!' So throw out all your old CHOOSE LIFE shirts from the 80's! And get rid of all those FRANKIE SAY RELAX shirts while you're at it!"Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000 (2000)
"Every shot is tilted at a different angle. I'd call this 'jarring', but I'd worry about offending jars."Masters of the Universe (1987)
“Break out your action figures, and settle in for pure ‘80s awesomeness! Long before the horrendous Transformers movies, there was Masters of the Universe, a live action movie that adapted a toy/cartoon series, and actually did it right! Sure, it may be just another fish out of water story, and there may be a few too many new characters, but overall the film delivers. Sword battles, weird creatures, and a 22 year old Courtney Cox? Sign me up!”Judge Dredd (1995)
“Every time Assante says the word ‘law’, he goes to a rather guttural region of his throat that generates a line reading that’s simply hysterical.”
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