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The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn: Part 2 (2012)
on Saturday, November 17, 2012
Count Jackula and Horror Guru go on a killing spree due to the last entry of the Twilight Saga, Breaking Dawn: Part 2, starring Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, and Taylor Lautner.
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