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Jane Blond DD7 (2006)
on Thursday, November 8, 2012
The Porn Critic celebrates the release of the new Bond film with Jane Blond DD7, a "parody" of James Bond, but only in the sense that they both vaguely have something to do with secret agents. Carmen Luvana is Jane Blond, agent of ANUS (Associated Network of Undercover Superspies), who's on a mission to defeat Dr. Cock and his evil muffins!
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Porn Critic reviews Axel Braun's latest, Superman vs. Spider-Man XXX. Yes, it's a parody of a classic 1976 comic... supposedly. And it's probably the only time you'll ever see these two superheroes on screen
together, ever. Seriously, this will never ever happen in a
mainstream movie. So it doesn't even matter that the movie is rubbish; it's
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“All that’s left now is to quickly get to the obligatory big battle sequence where the movie throws as many guys with guns into the frame as possible, and they all stand around shooting at each other long enough for us to finally end this damn thing.”Avengers XXX: A Porn Parody (2012)
What better way to start off a new show than with Vivid's porn parody of the biggest film of the summer? Starring Dale DaBone as Iron Man, Brooklyn Lee as the Black Widow, ex-wrestler Chyna as She-Hulk, and many others, this is a movie that strangely enough includes way more Marvel characters than the actual Avengers movie.James Bond: 5 Great Moments of Unintentional Humor
“It’s not the line itself, but the fact that I could absolutely see some dipshit reporter coming up with that one and blurting it out in real life.”Never Say Never Again (1983): the lost recap (part 4 of 6)
“So there you have it, folks. James Bond, secret agent: killed by a video game.”
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