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Jane Blond DD7 (2006)
on Thursday, November 8, 2012
The Porn Critic celebrates the release of the new Bond film with Jane Blond DD7, a "parody" of James Bond, but only in the sense that they both vaguely have something to do with secret agents. Carmen Luvana is Jane Blond, agent of ANUS (Associated Network of Undercover Superspies), who's on a mission to defeat Dr. Cock and his evil muffins!
Clerks XXX: A Porn Parody (2013)
The Porn Critic takes a look at Clerks XXX: A Porn Parody, and... it turns out it's amazing! How can he do the angry reviewer shtick now?Play-Mate of the Apes (2002)
In this strange Planet of the Apes spoof, Misty Mundae plays an astronaut who crash lands on a planet and gets captured by intelligent apes who force her to make sexy time with Darian Caine... when they're not singing, dancing, or rapping.Evil Head (2012)
The Porn Critic presents Evil Head, a takeoff on Sam Raimi's Evil Dead, where the "gory horror" niche meets the "porn parody" niche. But is there really an audience for something sexy that has this much blood in it? Our very own Count Jackula makes a special appearance to put this film in its proper historical context!Womb Raider (2003)
The Lara Croft porn parody Womb Raider gets the Porn Critic treatment, and he wonders: Why spoof an action film if you can't shoot a gunfight? This could have been a decent flick, if something actually happened in it! Unfortunately, it doesn't and it isn't.Avengers XXX: A Porn Parody (2012)
What better way to start off a new show than with Vivid's porn parody of the biggest film of the summer? Starring Dale DaBone as Iron Man, Brooklyn Lee as the Black Widow, ex-wrestler Chyna as She-Hulk, and many others, this is a movie that strangely enough includes way more Marvel characters than the actual Avengers movie.Skyfall (2012)
“Granted, it’s far, far superior to the last meta-Bond film they tried (that would be Die Another Day), but it doesn’t have much of an identity of its own.”
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