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Jane Blond DD7 (2006)
on Thursday, November 8, 2012
The Porn Critic celebrates the release of the new Bond film with Jane Blond DD7, a "parody" of James Bond, but only in the sense that they both vaguely have something to do with secret agents. Carmen Luvana is Jane Blond, agent of ANUS (Associated Network of Undercover Superspies), who's on a mission to defeat Dr. Cock and his evil muffins!
Play-Mate of the Apes (2002)
In this strange Planet of the Apes spoof, Misty Mundae plays an astronaut who crash lands on a planet and gets captured by intelligent apes who force her to make sexy time with Darian Caine... when they're not singing, dancing, or rapping.Die Another Day (2002)
“This movie is pretty much the Moonraker of its time.”Womb Raider (2003)
The Lara Croft porn parody Womb Raider gets the Porn Critic treatment, and he wonders: Why spoof an action film if you can't shoot a gunfight? This could have been a decent flick, if something actually happened in it! Unfortunately, it doesn't and it isn't.This Ain't Ghostbusters XXX (2011)
It's Hustler's porn spoof of Ghostbusters (yes, it's a spoof... of a comedy) starring Evan Stone as Bill Murray, plus three other guys, busting sex-crazed ghosts and feeling good about it!SpiderBabe (2003)
Softcore queen Misty Mundae stars as Patricia Porker, a shy high school girl who gets bitten by a genetically engineered spider and becomes an oversexed, crime-fighting superhero. The Porn Critic explains why SpiderBabe is a total piece of shit, with absolutely no talent or creativity going into the making of it.Never Say Never Again (1983): the lost recap (part 3)
“Was this another scene specifically written so as to avoid a potential lawsuit? Does Eon hold the copyright on interesting gadgets?”
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