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11/25/2012 8:58:11 AM
Here we go, that's the movie that should have been. And yes.. yes I would watch that. http://my.deviantart.com/messages/#/d5m5qvu
11/25/2012 12:40:48 PM
I'm pretty sure that link goes to your personal deviant art inbox!
11/25/2012 12:55:10 PM
then lets try again http://humon.deviantart.com/#/d5m5qvu
11/8/2012 9:00:59 PM
Does it sound weird that I actually think there's potential in that movie that looks a little bit wasted. I mean yeah, Jane Blond, Gender bend it! Have a sexy, smooth confident lady, whom kiss's around and attracts men with her smooth charm, have the sex with little responsibility, leaves again as she blinks in a sassy way, gets handcuffed but seduces her way out of it by seducing the hench-man keeping guard. What kind of woman hasn't had that fantasy to be that cool woman just ones? Again, a porn obviously written by men for men, which is not a bad thing, but just saying.. I think Jane Blond could have been sexier and have been a female "Being this cool sexy spy." fantasy on the same time. Oh, and those high lights really suits you!
11/8/2012 11:54:28 PM
That sounds sexier to me than this movie, Sofie. And I'd rather watch something like that than the real James Bond. The current British show "Hunted" with Melissa George as a sexy arse-kicking spy is actually kind of like that, though she is dealing with repressed childhood psychological trauma in a way that Bond doesn't have to bother with. Check it out if you haven't seen it.
11/9/2012 8:31:34 AM
There was salt(2010) which was basically what your talking about.
11/8/2012 12:31:49 PM
Yep and I also de-aged myself by a whole year. Impressed?
11/8/2012 11:57:22 PM
I just thought the Bush clan had good genes.
11/9/2012 1:32:09 AM
What's your secret? Are you breaking the fourth wall? Can it be broken in a forum?
11/8/2012 9:39:51 AM
You've shown a Robert DeNiro-like method acting commitment to your work by adding blonde highlights to your hair to discuss a movie called Jane Blond.
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