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Jane Blond DD7 (2006)
on Thursday, November 8, 2012
The Porn Critic celebrates the release of the new Bond film with Jane Blond DD7, a "parody" of James Bond, but only in the sense that they both vaguely have something to do with secret agents. Carmen Luvana is Jane Blond, agent of ANUS (Associated Network of Undercover Superspies), who's on a mission to defeat Dr. Cock and his evil muffins!
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