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BONUS! Count Jackula and Horror Guru's commentary:
It's a Zombie Apocalypse, as Count Jackula and Horror Guru try to unravel the mystery of Milla Jovovich's near perfect ass.
UPDATED Nov. 2, 2012! In this bonus video, Count Jackula and Horror Guru provide commentary on their review of Resident Evil: Retribution!
Ready Player One (2011)
“Set in the not-so-distant future of 2044, the plot follows 18-year-old Wade Watts AKA Parzival, as he spends his days hunting for an Easter egg in his favorite video game. Sounds kind of uneventful, doesn’t it? Or at least, it sounds like my Saturday afternoons, and therefore not exactly novel-worthy material, but the book is surprisingly awesome and realistic.”Sucker Punch (2011)
“I think the hardcore Sucker Punch fans are giving the film and its director way too much credit, especially considering how Zack Snyder would completely mishandle Superman just a couple of years later.”Postal (2007)
German wunderkind Dr. Uwe Boll triumphs again with his latest masterpiece, Postal. Funnier than Schindler's List, and yet more soul-searching than Epic Movie, the box-office phenomenon that was Postal has undoubtedly changed the course of cinema. Thank you, Dr. Boll!The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (2008)
“We expect Benjamin to have interesting things happen to him, but no, he’s just a boring man with an odd condition.”Should Fox bring back The X-Files?
“If you’re going to do this show right, the fans deserve far, far better plotting and planning than they got the first time around.”Edge of Tomorrow (2014)
“Director Doug Liman channels Harold Ramis, albeit taking things in a very different direction (less Andie MacDowell, more Alien MindControl).”
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