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The Dark Knight XXX: A Porn Parody (2012)
on Sunday, September 16, 2012
Axel Braun (director of Avengers XXX: A Porn Parody) takes on the Christopher Nolan Batman movies in The Dark Knight XXX: A Porn Parody, but despite the title, there's nothing funny about it. Batman bangs Catwoman, the Joker screws Batgirl (before shooting and crippling her), Nightwing does Poison Ivy, Zatanna [?] has sex with John Constantine [??] and there's not the slightest trace of fun to be had. The Nolan films might take themselves too seriously, but why does the parody have to?
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