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BONUS! Count Jackula and Horror Guru's commentary:
Jealousy abounds as Count Jackula (inspired by The Possession, starring Jeffrey Dean Morgan and Kyra Sedgwick) finds love in an unexpected and dangerous place. Can the Horror Guru break them up before it's too late, or will Jackula's wayward romance end their friendship for good?
UPDATED Feb. 1, 2013! In the bonus video, Count Jackula and Horror Guru provide commentary on their review of The Possession!
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“There’s one thing Marvel fans, movie fans, and pretty much all of civilized society are in unanimous agreement upon: Please, not another Spider-Man origin story.”DC’s Convergence re-relaunch: Top 5 titles to look forward to
“DC is knuckling down and trying to do this thing right: some books are getting new number ones, almost all are getting new creative teams, and a bunch of new characters are being given a chance at ongoing title success.”Fifty Shades of Grey (2015)
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“The sequence where the big twist is revealed is worth the price of admission all on its own.”The Bay-ification of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)
“This film bears all the hallmarks of a perfectly serviceable ‘toon franchise being bled of all its charm by the same man still milking the Transformers for all they’re worth.”
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