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BONUS! Count Jackula and Horror Guru's commentary:
Jealousy abounds as Count Jackula (inspired by The Possession, starring Jeffrey Dean Morgan and Kyra Sedgwick) finds love in an unexpected and dangerous place. Can the Horror Guru break them up before it's too late, or will Jackula's wayward romance end their friendship for good?
UPDATED Feb. 1, 2013! In the bonus video, Count Jackula and Horror Guru provide commentary on their review of The Possession!
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (2008)
“We expect Benjamin to have interesting things happen to him, but no, he’s just a boring man with an odd condition.”10 characters who should show up on CW’s The Flash
“Unlike Arrow, The Flash actually includes a lot of characters from the comics, instead of just a bunch of random bad guys who happen to have the civilian name of some obscure supervillain.”The Time Traveler’s Wife (2009)
“In the movie’s defense, it tries to dial down the pedo vibe, but it’s a bit futile when the source material is this inherently creepy.”Gene Roddenberry’s Andromeda, AKA Star Trek: Voyager with Captain Hercules
“Alas, all of this development was rendered moot afterward. This is because, like Star Trek: Voyager, Andromeda basically jettisoned its premise by its second season and was content with simply being an action show, with an ineffectual captain to boot.”Stop saying ‘free speech’ only applies to the government
“Free speech is not only about what the government can or can’t do. The right to free speech means it’s wrong for any entity, governmental or not, to try to silence you.”Inglourious Basterds (2009)
“It’s hard to fault a film for not being what you want it to be, but one can’t help but wonder what would happen if Tarantino treated his material with a little more maturity or respect.”
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