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Italian Stallion (1970)
on Wednesday, August 29, 2012
Warning: This review is not safe for work, unless you work at a place that's okay with you watching shots of Stallone's balls. And ass. So much Stallone ass...
It's Italian Stallion, the infamous softcore porno starring Sylvester Stallone that was re-released when he hit it big with Rocky. Originally titled The Party at Kitty and Stud's, the movie is about a New York City couple (Kitty and Stud) who have sex, engage in light S&M, then invite some of their friends over for an orgy. The end. Features a special guest appearance by our own Cheap-Arse Film Critic, and also director Dick Bush, who unveils a new app that helps you do it like a pornstar!
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