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This Ain't Ghostbusters XXX (2011)
on Monday, July 16, 2012
Who cares if Ghostbusters 3 ever gets made? Just watch This Ain't Ghostbusters XXX, Hustler's porn spoof of Ghostbusters (yes, it's a spoof... of a comedy) starring Evan Stone as Bill Murray, plus three other guys, busting sex-crazed ghosts and feeling good about it. And yes, there's the obligatory Ron Jeremy cameo. As always, the Porn Critic gives you what you really care about in a porn: analysis of continuity errors, and interludes starring his Ghostbusters action figures!
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