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Avengers XXX: A Porn Parody (2012)
on Monday, July 9, 2012
It's the Agony Booth debut of the Porn Critic, the internet review show that completely ignores all the sex and nudity in pornos, and instead points out all the plot holes and continuity errors! And what better way to start things off than with the biggest film of the summer, or rather, the porn parody of it? Yes, it's Avengers XXX, Vivid's sex-filled version of Earth's Mightiest Heroes, starring Dale DaBone as Iron Man, Brooklyn Lee as the Black Widow, ex-wrestler Chyna as She-Hulk, and many others, in a movie that strangely enough includes way more Marvel characters than the actual Avengers movie.
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“It’s just as ridiculous as it sounds and looks. Which in all honesty is what makes it great.”Superman vs. Spider-Man XXX (2012)
Porn Critic reviews Axel Braun's latest, Superman vs. Spider-Man XXX. Yes, it's a parody of a classic 1976 comic... supposedly. And it's probably the only time you'll ever see these two superheroes on screen
together, ever. Seriously, this will never ever happen in a
mainstream movie. So it doesn't even matter that the movie is rubbish; it's
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“It’s funny that in a world inhabited by iron-clad, god-like, and star-spangled superheroes, we end up with such bland and boring villains.
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