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Avengers XXX: A Porn Parody (2012)
on Monday, July 9, 2012
It's the Agony Booth debut of the Porn Critic, the internet review show that completely ignores all the sex and nudity in pornos, and instead points out all the plot holes and continuity errors! And what better way to start things off than with the biggest film of the summer, or rather, the porn parody of it? Yes, it's Avengers XXX, Vivid's sex-filled version of Earth's Mightiest Heroes, starring Dale DaBone as Iron Man, Brooklyn Lee as the Black Widow, ex-wrestler Chyna as She-Hulk, and many others, in a movie that strangely enough includes way more Marvel characters than the actual Avengers movie.
The Incredible Hulk (2008)
In order to do a thorough study of the Hulk (and Bruce Banner), Ursa had to watch Ang Lee's Hulk and The Incredible Hulk starring Ed Norton and Liv Tyler. She hopes you appreciate the sacrifice. And yes, she still loves Mark Ruffalo's Bruce best.Superman vs. Spider-Man XXX (2012)
Porn Critic reviews Axel Braun's latest, Superman vs. Spider-Man XXX. Yes, it's a parody of a classic 1976 comic... supposedly. And it's probably the only time you'll ever see these two superheroes on screen
together, ever. Seriously, this will never ever happen in a
mainstream movie. So it doesn't even matter that the movie is rubbish; it's
just pure fanboy essentialness... with boobs.The Incredible Hulk (2008)
Joey follows up his review of Ang Lee's Hulk with this review of the sequel with Edward Norton as Bruce Banner. The movie got much more favorable reviews from critics and fans alike, but does that really mean this is the "good" Hulk movie?Star Ballz (2001)
Not only does it reference Sailor Moon, Dragon Ball Z, Star Wars, and literally every movie ever made, but it also got the attention of George Lucas, who (unsuccessfully) filed a federal lawsuit against the makers of this movie. The Porn Critic checks it out to see if there's any chance in hell he might confuse it with the real Star Wars.The Amazing Spider-Man duology: A retrospective
In honor of the third anniversary of the Graphic Novel Picture Show, Sybil flagellates herself for the amusement of her fans by reviewing both installments of the short-lived Amazing Spider-Man movie series.She-Hulk XXX: An Axel Braun Parody (2013)
“Given Goyer’s general attitude towards comic book characters, it’s clear most of his knowledge of She-Hulk comes from when Chyna played the character in Vivid’s 2013 hardcore porn She-Hulk XXX: An Axel Braun Parody.”
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