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Avengers XXX: A Porn Parody (2012)
on Monday, July 9, 2012
It's the Agony Booth debut of the Porn Critic, the internet review show that completely ignores all the sex and nudity in pornos, and instead points out all the plot holes and continuity errors! And what better way to start things off than with the biggest film of the summer, or rather, the porn parody of it? Yes, it's Avengers XXX, Vivid's sex-filled version of Earth's Mightiest Heroes, starring Dale DaBone as Iron Man, Brooklyn Lee as the Black Widow, ex-wrestler Chyna as She-Hulk, and many others, in a movie that strangely enough includes way more Marvel characters than the actual Avengers movie.
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