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DOA: Dead or Alive (2006)
on Monday, May 7, 2012
DOA: Dead or Alive (based on the video game of the same name) is a film with a risky concept: Gather four hot women (Holly Valance, Devon Aoki, Sarah Carter, Jaime Pressly), put them in as little clothes as possible, and have them fight each other! Luckily for Cecil, the concept works, making for one of the best video game adaptations ever. Prepare yourself for fantastic fight choreography (from the legendary Corey Yuen), wire-fu-a-plenty, Eric Roberts in sunglasses, the kid from Revenge of the Ninja all grown up, and did we mention hot women fighting?
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