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Snakes on a Plane (2006)
on Tuesday, April 3, 2012
Suzie is forced by her arch-nemesis, the evil mad scientist Dr. Walrusano, to watch one of the worst movies ever: Snakes on a Plane! Essentially a 100-minute forced meme, the movie stars Samuel L. Jackson as an FBI agent protecting a key witness on a flight to L.A. to testify against the mob. To rub the guy out, the bad guys release dozens of angry snakes on his plane, which is surely the dumbest airplane-related scheme to take out a witness since Airport '79.
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