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Snakes on a Plane (2006)
on Tuesday, April 3, 2012
Suzie is forced by her arch-nemesis, the evil mad scientist Dr. Walrusano, to watch one of the worst movies ever: Snakes on a Plane! Essentially a 100-minute forced meme, the movie stars Samuel L. Jackson as an FBI agent protecting a key witness on a flight to L.A. to testify against the mob. To rub the guy out, the bad guys release dozens of angry snakes on his plane, which is surely the dumbest airplane-related scheme to take out a witness since Airport '79.
The Day After Tomorrow (2004)
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“The new RoboCop is a starkly dramatic tale of a man-machine hybrid struggling to retain his humanity. This is actually a pretty interesting concept for a movie. But it doesn’t feel much like RoboCop.”The Core (2003)
“Yes, much like Armageddon, a team of experts are dispatched with nukes to a hostile environment to save the Earth from imminent destruction, only this time they get launched in the opposite direction.”
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