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1/14/2012 3:23:00 AM
I think this line summed up the whole movie: "Take Mr. Bond to school."
8/7/2011 11:53:07 AM
Waste of a good villain. Fleming himself was disappointed with Scaramanga in the novels, who was little more than a thinly-written thug. Christopher Lee managed to turn him into a suave 'anti-Bond', and much more memorable than many of the other villains.Shame the rest of the film was a barrel o' shite.
8/4/2011 7:54:50 PM
I can understand someone dislking this movie but personally, I think it's the best Bond Moore ever did. He was delightful ass hole and I wish played the character as such during the remainder of his tenure.
7/18/2011 4:40:47 PM
This review would be easier to enjoy if:A) You projected better, andB) You're film studio wasn't next to an intake duct for the A/C.
8/6/2011 1:54:10 PM
This was actually filmed in a tent in Afghanistan, so the audio set-up was the very best we could manage...
10/20/2011 5:04:15 PM
Wait, why was the episode filmed in Afghanistan?Also, why aren't you on Comedy Central's prime time line-up?
10/20/2011 11:13:56 PM
I was deployed there. In my day-job, I serve in the Army...As for the other thing, I really don't know...
10/24/2011 6:46:54 AM
Ah, a day-job.While I don't hate Golden Gun, I also can't stand it, either. It's like this for Mr. Bond and I: Bond is like Beer!Connery is Bond High Life; Lazenby is Bond Seasonal Ale; Roger Moore is Bond Lite (yeah, that old joke); Dalton is Bond Straight; Brosnan is Bond Genuine Draft; and Craig is Bond Ice. (I supposed David Niven would be a Bond Beer, too. Something off the wall, like Bond with Lime or whatever. No Bond Beer brand for Barry Nelson, though. Got one?)The older I get, I can't stand Roger Moore as Bond.The stupid slide-whistle for the car stunt, the fact Count Dooku and The Saint have no real beef with each other, shooting Stromberg in the nuts via a tube (I wanted a fist-fight, like a Caesar Romero vs. Adam West fist-fight, but that's another story altogether), the entirety of Moonraker, the cheesy parrot in Eyes, Octopussy is . . . well, it's Octopussy! Though the only thing that bugged me about View is Bond cooking dinner.Overall, though, Live and Let Die, The Spy Who Loved Me, For Your Eyes Only, and A View to a Kill don't bother me at all, only the smallest of tidbits.In the Golden Gun novel, Count Dooku wan't any gentleman of the sort, but the novel has a decent plot over the Southeast Asia informercial that is this movie.
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