Video Show: What We Had to Watch
Il Neige is a smart-ass with a love-hate relationship with movies from the new millennium. Sure, reviews can be fun or cathartic, but there’s also the risk of the occasional Twi-hard invasion or fireball to the face! …That’s how these things usually go, right? So join Il Neige as he braves the cinematic dangers that lie just beyond the fourth wall to critique the best and worst of 21st century filmmaking!
Let’s not dilly-dally! It’s time to talk about the sequel to that one game that totally holds up.
Strap in for 90 minutes of Lucario’s shrieking, shape-shifting cousin from the Unova region. It’s Zoroark: Master of Illusions on Pokémonth.
Transcending the confines of time and space, Ash comes face to face with God. Turns out he looks like a reindeer and sounds like a whiny, teenage anime protagonist.
Giant dragons, a parallel dimension, and a wisecracking hedgehog. Sounds like a Sonic game from the mid 2000s, but it’s actually another Pokémon movie. Pokémonth continues with Giratina and the Sky Warrior.
By popular demand, it’s the return of Pokémonth! Join Il Neige as he subjects himself—er, examines another batch of Pokémon movies, starting with Pokémon Ranger and the Temple of the Sea.
Every collection comes with it’s own set of horror stories. Tales of woe, written in blood, sweat, and obscenely high credit card bills. Any Amiibo collector knows this all too well, which is why Il Neige is counting down the top 5 biggest Amiibo problems.
The balls are in there. Or are they? Il Neige re-opens the book on one of the most hated adaptations of all time to see if it’s really that bad.
After a three-year cliffhanger, guest star “Spazzmaster” finally teaches Il Neige to embrace his inner Goofy Goober as they sit down to review the first Spongebob movie. Also, there’s time travel.
Excuuuuuuuuse me? Netflix may or may not be making our geekiest dreams come true. Let’s celebrate with blind speculation!
Accept the aura!! And by the Aura, I mean Pokemon’s newest poster boy. Seriously, this guy is freakin’ everywhere.
An adventure that’s truly out of this world. Psyche! It’s another freakin’ Pokémon movie.
Il Neige sure wishes he was watching a better movie… Nailed it!
Pokémon! In Venice! Mamma mia!
More like Pokemon Never, amirite? Huh? Huh?
For this third installment of Pokémonth, the Unknown spells adventure! And very disappointing box office receipts.
Pokémonth continues with a sequel so big, Warner Bros. couldn’t even wait a full year to take your money–I mean, bring it to you!
Il Neige kicks off Pokémonth, a month-long series of reviews looking back at the eight Pokémon movies dubbed by 4Kids! So grab your popcorn and a big bottle of Pokémon tears to wash it down!
Treasure Planet: A movie that dares to show us the future of swashbuckling. Turns out it’s a lot like the past, only with more robots. Also, it has air in space.
In Pokémon: The Movie 2000, AKA Pocket Monsters the Movie: Revelation Lugia, AKA Mirage Pokémon: Lugia’s Explosive Birth, AKA Herman Cain’s favorite film, Ash, Misty and the guy that isn’t Brock face their greatest challenge yet: the criticism of a recovering fan.
Il Neige watches the painfully dumb comedy Kangaroo Jack, featuring Jerry O’Connell, Christopher Walken, and a kangaroo that has about as much to do with the plot as the title suggests: Jack.