Count Jackula rails against Rankin/Bass’s ‘Twas The Night Before Christmas.
Video Show: The Count Jackula Show
There are vampires, and there are men from outer space, but there is only one vampire from outer space! Join Count Jackula from the Planet Drakula as he explains the ins and outs of horror, from the mythic to the modern. Blood, off-color humor, and an obsession with Elvira are in store for you!
Count Jackula returns from a long absence only to discover that Rob Zombie’s Halloween II is waiting for him. Can he review what many consider to be the worst Halloween film in the entire franchise?
Join us, whores of Satan, as we delve into films which promote the word of the Great Deceiver. Leave common decency (and sense) at the door as Count Jackula shows you The Devil’s Rain, starring William Shatner (yes, William Shatner) and Ernest Borgnine.
Count Jackula takes you on a stalk through Lover’s Lane with his top 10 romantic horror movies.
Count Jackula’s three-part analysis and riff on the ’80s zombie classic The Return of the Living Dead, starring Linnea Quigley, James Karen, Clu Gulager and of course, Scuz’s Mohawk.
Here are five things you probably didn’t know about Wes Craven and his career.
Count Jackula reviews Jesus Franco’s classic, erotic film about a voluptuous vampiress who really knows how to suck, Female Vampire.
Count Jackula discusses his top 10 sexy monster girls from across horror movies, video games, and animation, as well as providing a message to all those who feel they’re misunderstood, ignored, or not beautiful enough.
Zombie Lake is a mostly forgotten entry into the Nazi zombie subgenre.
Count Jackula starts off 2015 with a bang!
Count Jackula discusses the nature of Halloween and asks a simple question: Trick or treat?
Now updated with Part Two! How many corpses are in that house really? The Count takes a look at House of 1000 Corpses, directed by rock star Rob Zombie and starring Sid Haig, Bill Moseley, Sherrie Moon and Rainn Wilson.
The death of Fred Phelps, leader of the Westboro Baptist Church, inspires Count Jackula to review a movie he inspired, which also happens to be the first horror movie by Kevin Smith. Will Red State starring Michael Parks have you seeing red, or will it just give you the blues?
From the Jackula archives: Count Jackula reviews Deathbed, also known as Stuart Gordon Presents Deathbed, which has no relation to that other movie he reviewed called Deathbed, because this isn’t about a bed that eats people, but rather a bed that possesses people. Watching this movie is essentially assisted suicide.
From the Jackula archives: Count Jackula reviews the lost ’70s cult film made famous by a Patton Oswalt routine, Death Bed: The Bed That Eats! It’s about a bed, that eats people. But the weirdness doesn’t stop there, because the bed also has mommy issues. Don’t believe us? Then watch and learn.
From 2011: Jackula reviews Brian De Palma’s Raising Cain starring John Lithgow, a movie that really, really wishes it were a Dario Argento film. Can the Count survive this awkward entry into De Palma’s fimography? Can he survive the sight of John Lithgow in drag… again?
Count Jackula enters the wretched hive of Invasion of the Bee Girls, also known as Graveyard Tramps, written by future Star Trek director Nicholas Meyer!
Count Jackula presents highlights from the career of recently deceased sci-fi/horror writer Richard Matheson, author of I Am Legend, Stir of Echoes, and screenwriter of over a dozen episodes of The Twilight Zone.
Is I Spit on Your Grave a modern retelling of ancient goddess myths? Join Count Jackula as he finishes up his analysis, which includes this film’s infamous rape scenes.
Count Jackula tackles the ever-present accusation that horror films are misogynistic. In this first entry in his four-part Misogyny in Horror series, Jackula analyzes a film so notorious that it was banned in several countries: I Spit on Your Grave, directed by Meir Zarchi and starring Camille Keaton.