It’s judgment time as Joey reviews a comic book movie (because we haven’t had enough of those in recent years)!
Video Show: Cartoon Palooza
Three more reviewers present their three different takes on The Lego Movie.
…it’s Power Rangers Turbo-tastic TIIME!!!! Yeah, who saw that joke coming?
For all the adults and teenagers who have walked into a theater of toddlers and tried to enjoy a movie while feeling judged by their parents: this editorial is for you!
Joey looks at the cartoon short based on the Little Red Riding Hood fairy tale, directed by Tex Avery. You know, the one where the Wolf wants to have sex with Little Red Riding Hood?
Watch and find out which characters from TV and theatrical shorts made the cut. Joey’s list includes some no-brainers, and some surprises!
Who would’ve thought there’d be another movie based on the famous Christmas jingle “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?” Well… Joey sure didn’t, until he saw this movie. Watch as he finds out if it takes a steaming reindeer dump on the legacy of one of his favorite holiday specials.
‘Tis the season for crappy holiday cartoons on the Cartoon Palooza, starting with the sequel to the Fairly OddParents movie Grow Up Timmy Turner!.
With more and more computer-animated movies, and non-animated movies that rely heavily on CGI, does this mean that cartoons are now all striving for realism? …Joey doesn’t know, but here are his thoughts on “realism” in animation, anyway!
Joey looks at the ultimate guerrilla movie Escape from Tomorrow, which was secretly filmed at Disney World and Disneyland without the permission of either park. It’s one of the most talked about movies of the year, and Joey finds out if it should be celebrated, or left in the catacombs at the happiest place on earth. Well, he does find out one thing: it puts to rest all those nasty turkey leg rumors at Disney.
Watch the horror of Joey’s crossover with undead music reviewer Soundbite! Together, they take a stab at Avenged Sevenfold and their animated music video featuring good ol’ mass murdering and necrophilia. Let the ghoul times roll!
Joey looks at one of Tim Burton’s earliest films Vincent, a stop-motion short about a young boy named Vincent Malloy who pretends to be Vincent Price (who also happens to be the film’s narrator)! Also, stay until the end for a special announcement!
It’s the official “true story” behind Little Red Riding Hood, brought to us by the Weinsteins, which in no way is riding off the success of Shrek!
Joey watches the wacky adaptation of one of his favorite children’s books growing up. We suggest not watching this review on an empty stomach, though, because you might get really hungry!
Joey finds out if the second movie is just as good as the first, and how many wee-wee jokes they can fit in along the way!
In his 50th review, Joey receives a divine request to look at Delgo, which was considered for the longest time to be the biggest CG turkey of all time!
The apocryphal tale of the Russian duchess who survived the execution of the Romanov family is brought to life by Don Bluth. Basically, it’s a Disney knock-off made by the guy who was knocked out of Disney!
We can only imagine what the execs at Disney were thinking when they greenlighted an animated musical featuring Roseanne Barr as a talking cow… or maybe we can magically go back in time and see it for ourselves!
Joey follows up his review of Ang Lee’s Hulk with this review of the sequel with Edward Norton as Bruce Banner. The movie got much more favorable reviews from critics and fans alike, but does that really mean this is the “good” Hulk movie?
Joey lists the five most disturbing, jacked up moments from The Ren & Stimpy Show! To find out what they are, watch the video, you eeediots!