Video Show: Blood Splattered Cinema
The Horror Guru reviews the bloodiest, wildest, and weirdest horror that cinema has to offer!
In this episode, the Horror Guru reviews Brain Damage, written/directed by Frank Henenlotter and starring Rick Hearst, Gordon MacDonald, Jennifer Lowry, and John Zacherle.
In this episode, the Horror Guru reviews the 1986 cult classic Night of the Creeps, written/directed by Fred Dekker, produced by Charles Gordon, and starring Tom Atkins, Jason Lively, Steve Marshall, Jill Whitlow, and Dick Miller.
This episode, the Horror Guru lists his top 10 films of 2015.
The Horror Guru tackles Frank Henenlotter’s most titillating film to date: Frankenhooker, starring former Penthouse Pet Patty Mullen.
This is a reupload of the Horror Guru’s top 10 horror films of all time! From the blood splattered halls of slasher classics to the gothic cathedrals of Italian horror, this list makes it through all the decades of the grotesque!
The Horror Guru lists the top 10 hottest moms in horror he’d like to fuck, from least to most sexy. But will such MILFs featured in films like Mother’s Day, Rosemary’s Baby, or even The Babadook be included? What about Inside, Black Swan, or Friday the 13th?
The Horror Guru tackles the classic 1981 Canadian slasher My Bloody Valentine, also known as one of the greatest victims of MPAA censorship.
It’s the fourth annual Blood Splattered Christmas Special, as the Horror Guru tackles Bob Clark’s sorority slaying slashterpiece Black Christmas.
The Horror Guru celebrates Lancegiving by reviewing Stan Winston’s directorial debut Pumpkinhead, the 1988 cult classic starring Lance Henriksen of Aliens fame.
The Horror Guru reviews the “ultimate experience in grueling terror”, otherwise known as The Evil Dead.
The Horror Guru enters the gore-tastic realm of independent splatter films with the 1983 cult classic The Deadly Spawn, also known as Return of the Aliens.
The Horror Guru completes the Slumber Party Saga by reviewing the straight-to-video sequel Slumber Party Massacre III.
The Horror Guru tackles the rockabilly sequel to the infamous ’80s slasher classic Slumber Party Massacre, simply titled Slumber Party Massacre II. Hold on to your butts, kids, it’s going to be a wild ride!
The Horror Guru takes on the home invasion sub-genre by counting down his top ten favorites. Watch the video and find out if such recent entries as The Strangers or The Purge made the list? Unless you’re too scared…
The Horror Guru takes on the infamous cult classic Slumber Party Massacre, a slasher film so vile, so ugly, and so disgustingly sexist, that it could only be brought to you by two women!
From the Blood Splattered Archives: The Guru takes on the sequel to a film about a killer gingerbread man. Yes, this film also exists… and it’s glorious!
In this video from the Blood Splattered Archives, the Guru takes on a film where Gary Busey plays a killer gingerbread man. Yes, this film exists!
In this episode from the Blood Splattered Archives, the Horror Guru takes on Wishmaster, a Wes Craven Presents joint that hearkens back to the glory days of Hellraiser, A Nightmare on Elm Street, and Candyman. Oh, and did we mention this film stars Robert Englund, Kane Hodder, Tony Todd, Angus Scrimm, Reggie Bannister and Ted Raimi?
Back in May, the Horror Guru took on the second installment of Lucio Fulci’s Gates of Hell trilogy, The Beyond, AKA Seven Doors of Death. But as the film rolls on, the real question becomes not whether The Beyond will survive the review, but whether the Guru will survive The Beyond!
The Horror Guru celebrates Christmas a week late by reviewing Jack Frost 2: The Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman! This film is absolutely nuts–It’s got everything from mutant killer snowmen, to Doug Jones, to a douche named Captain Fun. It’s totally bananas!