Vanilla Ice Shares Helpful Tips With Justin Bieber On How To Become Vanilla Ice

Vanilla Ice brought his usual awful facial hair to a video explaining the things that Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber must do in order to end up as awesome and non-douche-y as Vanilla Ice.

Bring their own paddle.

Swim across.

Get through the trenches.

Go through a weekend that lasts a few years.

Learn that fame is like a snow globe.

So, if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus do all of these things, they apparently will turn out just like Vanilla Ice, which Vanilla Ice seems to think is a plus. No word on whether this transformative gif regimen would work for non-douche-y non-starlet people, sorry.

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  • FauxAntocles

    The link photo looks like he’s channeling his inner Nuge

    • msanthropesmr

      Meaning he just pooped his pants?

  • Hammiepants

    I was so hoping he was dead.

    • msanthropesmr

      That’s Falco you’re thinking of.

  • FlownOver

    “…turn out just like Vanilla Ice…”So is that a step up for BiebyCyrus, or down?

  • Farb

    I’m saving my coupons for the rumored VI and Ted Nugent collaborative album. They were seen recording White Cat Scratch Beaver live at the BeeGee’s memorial concert sound check.