US Department Of Justice Indicts Those Riddler And Penguin Dicks, Thanks Batkid!
The United States Department of Justice has some shit to say about the Riddler and the Penguin and how they are NOT AWESOME, and also how they are indicted, thanks Batkid! (Anyone who wants to bitch about how Eric Holder is trying to stave off impeachment will go to commenter jail, FOREVER. And if you want to appeal, GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.)
There is more, but we couldn’t fit it all into one screenshot.
If we were a lawyer, which we are not, but Snipy aka “Lisa Needham” is, but if we were, this is how we would write indictments and shit: “They will have the ability to appeal the verdict but good luck with that.” Fuckin’ right, crimers, sorry you’re so crimey and got your ass kicked by a five-year-old kid.
A five-year-old kid who probably REALLY NEEDS A NAP RIGHT NOW, EVEN SUPERHEROES NEED NAPS WHEN THEY ARE FIVE, WE ARE STARTING TO WORRY ABOUT BATKID, AND HIS NAPS.