“The woman from Central insists, ‘this is not Precrime!’ It’s just... preventing crimes before they happen. Completely different.”
“So for those keeping track, he’s cool with Vega falsifying a police report about a double homicide, but peeking at personal data is a bridge too far.”
“This show’s premise is a bit like doing a TV sequel to Flowers for Algernon where Charlie is played by a sexy 30-something male model-type who uses his newly heightened IQ to solve crimes.”
“In Pinkie Pie’s world, you can never have too much of anything!”
“Oh sweet, sweet freedom of being home alone! Now she can walk around naked just as much as she wants! But then again, Apple Bloom is already naked all the time. Huh. Well, I’m all out of good things to say about being home alone now.”
“So really, Fluttershy could have potentially committed genocide on all of these small things with her kindness. Isn’t there a Doctor Who episode with that theme?”
“The last time we had a Cutie Mark Crusaders episode, we got a long wished for and well-handled character exploration. This time... we have children going nuts. Joy.”
“What Fluttershy has isn’t ordinary stage fright, or performance anxiety. It’s performance paranoia!”
“To this show’s credit, it handles the love triangle plot way better in a twenty-minute episode than a certain billion-dollar Hollywood franchise did in five movies.”
“‘Weird Al’ Yankovic is pretty much playing a combination of himself and a male version of Pinkie Pie called ‘Cheese Sandwich’. Sounds like a killer combination to me, if for nothing else than just how random it is.”
“I’m not entirely sure what this episode has to say other than, ‘Hey, look at Discord! Discord is here!’ Which, I’ll admit, is not the worst episode idea I’ve ever heard.”
“Well, people, you knew it had to happen. The thing about any long-running series is that no matter how good it is, there will always be a few duds in between all the great stuff.”
“I will admit, though, that if you’re going to take a selfie, plunging over a waterfall is really the only way to do it. ”
“‘Rarity Takes Manehattan’ looks to be another fan favorite, and possibly the best Rarity episode the show has produced so far.”
“There’s something strangely delightful about dear little Fluttershy turning into these... things. What will they do next week? Turn her into a slimy mutant blob? That could work.”
“Matt Smith’s goodbye is about the Doctor facing his own doom and destiny with a raised head.”
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