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VIDEO: That 70's Girl (2003)

Mendo reviews a shitty porno he’s been intending to review for the longest time. This predates his recaps of Pink Lady… and Jeff, and is way the hell worse! Also, this may be the most metal review Mendo’s ever done. That 70’s Girl stars Misty Mundae in a softcore lesbian porn parody of That ’70s Show that bears no resemblance whatsoever to That ’70s Show!

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  • MichaelANovelli

    I believe this movie may have broken me…

    • FullofQuestions1

      It certainly got close.

      • MichaelANovelli

        Word.

  • Muthsarah

    Still looks better than That 80s Show.

    • MichaelANovelli

      I dunno, I liked Tuesday. ^_^

      • $36060516

        Misty Tuesday?

        • MichaelANovelli

          Nah. That would just be silly…

    • Jay_Bay

      Seriously, what was that all about, amirite.

      • The_Stig

        What was it about? A PORTABLE phone!!! (seriously the only thing I remember about That 80’s Show for realz)

        • danbreunig

          All I remember is that portable phone promo and the love story between a relatively normal guy and a hardcore punk rock girl who worked in a record store. I don’t know their names–that’s how unmemorable it was.

          • MichaelANovelli

            Well, the girl was named June Tuesday…

  • FullofQuestions1

    Ugh, this movie sucked so much, but you used a few of my jokes, so it’s worth it…almost. I mean, I was getting bored during the goddamn sex scenes!

    • MichaelANovelli

      That’s never a good sign…

  • The_Stig

    Yo Mendo, what do you think of the Josh Meyers season? Or are you like me and you blocked it from your memory?

    Nice mullet, by the way.

    • MichaelANovelli

      Thanks! And, I didn’t think season eight was that bad. People hype up season seven a lot, but by then, the show-runners were getting sloppy.

      • The_Stig

        I prefer to think the Josh Meyers season never happened. Only the series finale where Eric came back. Topher was the heart and soul of the show. I don’t really blame them for continuing the show because of everyone involved’s powerful need to eat and make a living, but without him it just wasn’t worth watching.

        • MichaelANovelli

          Well, season eight had the funniest episode of the whole show, when they stole Fatso the Clown!

  • danbreunig

    I just gave this a watch and…oh holy blue oyster cult…Mendo, I’m ready to give you the blindfold off my back. This looked, um…maybe you could tolerate this more with Porny’s help–in fact I thought he would be in a cameo here for sure, since it’s his territory. But you filled that part nicely yourself, Questions πŸ˜‰ (hey, I’m a romantic too)

    That weed the women have must be especially strong if they’re already acting high before they even light it. As for the That 70s Show connection–just get the gang in one mass orgy and we’re set. And the movie couldn’t even play on *that*. Hmf. Although the Deththeme did help at that one point!

    • MichaelANovelli

      There are few things that can’t be solved with metal!

  • gasmaskangel

    I haven’t been this disappointed to see attractive women making out with each other since my cousins got drunk. Worst christmas ever.

    Also when are you going to review Japanese hell?

    • MichaelANovelli

      As soon as I can bear to watch it, again…

  • TheScottCSmith

    Thanks for the seizures, Michael. You and your fellow Agony Boothers suffer for your art, don’t you? It was nice to see a cameo by Yulia, even if it was for only 10 seconds. Or was it longer and my perception of time is messed up by the seizures?

    • danbreunig

      That’s how this site lives up to its name.

  • Cheshire Cat

    So, when the uptight sister loosens up and “becomes cool”, she no longer needs her glasses? I guess movie cliches cross all genre boundries.

    • MichaelANovelli

      What I want to know is what happened to A.J. Khan? Did Misty dump her to date the sisters?

      • FullofQuestions1

        Says the polyamorist.

        • MichaelANovelli

          Hey, the evidence suggests what the evidence suggests…

  • Cristiona

    That masturbation music sounds like the first few bars of “Jingle Bells” over and over…

    • MichaelANovelli

      IT DOES! Oh my Voltron!

      Well, you can rock me to sleep, tonight… *shudder*

    • FullofQuestions1

      Holy crap, yes it does!

  • MichaelANovelli

    So, funny story: even though Twin Peaks was the official third anniversary, a quick scan of the dates says this episode literally came out three years after my first. Life’s funny that way…