“We’ve already covered eight episodes of Mister T on this site, but none of them approach the insanity of ‘Mission of Mercy’, where T and the gang travel to Africa to recover a stolen food shipment meant for starving children. Lives will be saved, tears will be shed, and desert creatures will be eaten, as Mr. T punches famine right in the face!”

“We here at the Agony Booth don’t know for certain if a girl can really love a robot, or how physical congress between the two might actually transpire. But clearly, the Transformers writers never lost much sleep over questions such as these, giving us one of the most bizarre episodes of the show’s run. Watch the video and be disturbed.”

“Judging by the sheer amount of Hologram flirting, it’s obvious Jem’s plan for appreciating world history music is to sleep with every hot musician in every major time period. See? Being a Jem Girl is fun.”

“The entire show is about Jem’s fabulous life as a rockstar, her BFFs and bratty kid sister, the orphans she looks after, and her ridiculously slow-witted boyfriend, who’s in love with both Jem and Jerrica without being able to figure out that they’re actually the same person. And Jerrica’s totally fine with this. It’s an ‘80s cartoon soap opera with tons of glamour, glitter, fashion and... well, you know the rest.”

At the time, this was the single most watched event in television history. Scientists have yet to determine why.

"Woody can’t see, Spike teleports, space is warped, and a robotic Mr. T trades quips with the real one."

“If you only watch one episode of Mister T this year, it might as well be this one.”

"Hey, just wait and see how long it takes you to go on a murderous rampage when no one will help you finish a crossword puzzle."

"If you've never seen a duck driving a fire truck carrying a pig, a goat, and a chicken, well... You have now."

"This investigation requires mangled maxims and smashing down doors. Better get Mr. T!"

"Messing with people minds? Stealin' they thoughts? That sounds like mind thievery to me!"

"Other shows jump the shark, Mr. T coldcocks it!"