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“In fact, screw Out of Africa, this is the Best Picture of 1985!”
"This might be the first film I've ever seen that makes me constantly look around to make sure I'm not on hidden camera."
"Is there a more over the top way of killing your enemy than sending a team of goons over to his place to fire bomb him into the afterlife? I can only imagine they went that route because a tactical nuke would have been too expensive."
"Like watching your big sister making googly eyes with her boyfriend on the couch while listening to cheesy music, and you can't escape because they've chained you to a chair."
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