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“Come to think of it, James Earl Jones does go through the entire film looking like wants to Force Choke someone. And I can sympathize.”
“During the shoot in Italy, Joel Silver had a Catholic priest bless the set. Given how the film turned out, I‘lm pretty sure it didn’t take.”
“Obviously, they were going for a movie similar to the Indiana Jones films, but as we’ll see, they had neither the resources nor the skill to pull it off.”
"Can you really have a gentle side if one of the things hanging on your wall is a picture frame full of guns?"
"Devoid of more source material to butcher, the filmmakers apparently decided to ignore what had come before and knock-off Power Rangers."
Maybe it's time for me to find a new hobby.
"You know you're in for some quality entertainment when the guy who played 'Lowell' on the sitcom Wings is supposed to be the heavy."
Updated on July 5, 2005! "If not for the idiotic dialogue, incompetent direction, horrific acting, non-existent budget, and relentless parade of goofy imagery, this possibly—possibly—could have been a decent movie."
"It was my sincere hope that Easy Kill would simply collapse under the staggering weight of Frank and Cameron's combined awful resumes. I'm pleased to announce that it delivers. Oh, does it ever deliver."
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