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Get Carter (2000)
Britannia Rules? Episode #2
Posted Sep 26 2010 by Richard Murphy

In the second episode of “The Special Relationship”, Richard Murphy compares and contrasts the 1971 British gangster film Get Carter starring Michael Caine with the Razzie-nominated Get Carter remake from 2000 starring Sylvester Stallone, Mickey Rourke, Rachael Leigh Cook, and Alan Cumming! Richard explains why one film is far superior to the other (guess which one!) and why the remake might have been vastly improved with the addition of a Bette Midler montage.

Arnold vs. Sly: King of the Action Heroes
Posted Sep 13 2010 by Ed Harris

“There are pros and cons to both men. Both are up there in the pantheon of action stars. If there was a Hall of Fame for that genre, they’d be first ballot inductees, along with Clint Eastwood and Bruce Lee. My personal favorite is Arnold, mainly because I grew up on a steady diet of his movies. That being said, I dig Stallone as well, which makes naming one as better than the other a pretty hard task. I think the best way to go about this is to simply break it down into categories.”

The Specialist (1994)
Posted Aug 14 2010 by Ed Harris

“For some reason, this film was marketed as a more ‘serious’ movie, even though I’m pretty certain anybody who’s a fan of either Sylvester Stallone or Sharon Stone doesn’t go to the movies for serious dramatics. Stallone’s fans go to see him kill a lot of things and be macho, and Stone’s fans go in the vain hope she’ll do another leg spreading scene like in Basic Instinct. To be fair, she does get naked in this film. On the downside, so does Sly.”

Rambo III (1988)
Posted Feb 4 2010 by Ed Harris

“Rambo kills three guys with one arrow. Good thing the arrows blow up, otherwise this would just be silly.”

Staying Alive (1983)
Posted Mar 9 2009 by Ed Harris

"I think we may have seen more of John Travolta's crotch in this 96-minute film than Kelly Preston has in the entire time she's been married to him."

Tango & Cash (1989)
Posted Dec 8 2008 by Ed Harris

"Kurt Russell has guns built into his footwear in this film. Suck on that, Chuck Norris!"

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