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Tomorrow Never Dies (1997) The Blockbuster Chick #2

Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)
The Blockbuster Chick Episode #2
Posted Mar 12 2012 by Suzie McGinney

Pierce Brosnan as James Bond has to thwart the diabolical plans of a media tycoon who's hell-bent on... getting broadcasting rights in China. Along the way, Bond gets the help of Michelle Yeoh as the standard "ass kicking female sidekick", and sleeps with Teri Hatcher playing the standard "bad guy's wife who has a complicated past with 007".

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Never Say Never Again (1983) Mr. Mendo's Hack Attack #8

Never Say Never Again (1983)
Mr. Mendo's Hack Attack Episode #8
Posted Jul 26 2011 by Michael A. Novelli

“Mr. Mendo once again explores the world of subpar James Bond films with Never Say Never Again, featuring Sean Connery returning to the role of 007 after a 12 year absence. In the movie, Blofeld threatens to detonate two stolen nuclear warheads unless SPECTRE’s demands are met, which eventually leads to a massive underwater battle. And if that synopsis sounds familiar, it’s because Never Say Never Again was legally required to have the exact same plot as Thunderball.”

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An Interview with Albert Moses, Beloved British Character Actor
Posted Nov 28 2010 by Michael A. Novelli

“It’s not easy to make your way in a strange country, but to make your way and end up a Knight of the Order of St. John? Not such an easy thing to do. Throw in some documentary work, motorcycle stunts, and being James Bond’s costar not once, but twice, and that sounds like a sweet deal to me. The only man I know of who did all this is Albert Moses, so join me as we discuss crass comedy, Dinka documentaries, manic Maharajahs, and much, much more!”

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Mr. Mendo's Hack Attack: The Man with the Golden Gun

The Man with the Golden Gun (1974)
Mr. Mendo's Hack Attack Episode #1
Posted Jul 7 2010 by Michael A. Novelli

“From an undisclosed location in the Middle East comes the Agony Booth’s first ever video review! Our very own Michael ‘Mendo’ Novelli comes to us (almost) live from across the world to give us his take on one of the least-loved James Bond films, The Man with the Golden Gun!”

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Moonraker (1979) Recap Supplement
Posted Dec 9 2009 by Ed Harris

"Roger gets just as much of a kick out of the Product Placement Gauntlet as I do. I don’t think I’ve ever been more proud."

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Casino Royale (1967)
Posted Nov 13 2006 by Team Agony Booth

An Agony Booth MEGA RECAP!

"It's going to nothing you to death!"

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Climax! Mystery Theater “Casino Royale”
Posted Aug 15 2006 by Amanda Wells

I've been asked to give a synopsis of the 1954 live TV version of Casino Royale, originally seen on the CBS series Climax! Mystery Theater, and now featured as an extra on the DVD of the 1967 movie. Primarily, I'm reviewing this to show that Ian Fleming wasn't high when he wrote the book, and there actually is a coherent story the makers of this version thoughtfully chose to use, more or less. The '67 movie might convince you otherwise, what with its bold choice not to use the book's plot. Or any plot, for that matter.

This show, the third episode of Climax!, was supposedly meant as a pilot for a never-developed James Bond series. But even in this version, many of the details have been changed. James Bond is now an American agent working for the "Combined Intelligence Agency". He's still a very good baccarat player, but he's known here as "Jimmy". Way to kill his coolness quotient.

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Die Another Day (2002)
Posted Jul 22 2004 by Ryan Lohner

"Wow! Bullet Time effects! You sure don't see those in every movie, now do you?"

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Moonraker (1979)
Posted Jul 20 2003 by Ed Harris

"Unlike The Man with the Golden Gun, this film is not boring. But then, neither is getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer."

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