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Baywatch “War of Nerves”
Posted Jul 19 2010 by Martini Shark

“Sato pitches knives at a newspaper article covering the crime that sent him away. This strikes me as odd. Do criminals actually clip out news items from the low points in their careers? Sometimes I think back to that time I was mugged by a Girl Scout leader/meth-tweaker at a Chuck E. Cheese years back, and I promise you, that newspaper article is not in any of my scrapbooks.”

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Knight Rider “Trust Doesn't Rust”
Posted Jun 23 2010 by Mark M. Meysenburg

“Helpful hint to spare your heirs some confusion, heartbreak, and bewilderment: If you know you’re going to die, and you have the time, throw out your porn, your leather gimp suit, and all those embarrassing letters where you confess to horrific crime sprees. Oh, and dismantle your evil, indestructible cars.”

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Knight Rider “Deadly Maneuvers”
Posted Mar 4 2010 by Mark M. Meysenburg

“Realistically though, it’s awful hard to hit a target from a distance of twenty or thirty years.”

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Baywatch “Mirror, Mirror”
Posted Jan 12 2010 by Albert

“Okay, this episode is already turning into bad fanfic written by a bored housewife in love with David Hasselhoff.”

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Knight Rider “Knight of the Phoenix”
Posted Jan 10 2010 by Mark M. Meysenburg

“Way back in the early 1980s, producer Glen A. Larson was the king of television, with seemingly dozens of series running on practically every network. Accounts vary on how exactly he came up with the idea of a series about a talking car, but this pilot is the genesis of a show that lasted four years, and spawned several follow-on TV movies, and another, less successful series in 2008. The original Knight Rider was the first series to air opposite Dallas and survive, which is pretty impressive. This is how it all started.”

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