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Holes (2003)
Mystery Madness Episode #4
Posted Apr 30 2012 by Full of Questions

Shia LaBeouf is teenager Stanley Yelnats (geddit?), who's falsely accused of a crime and sentenced to a concentration camp juvenile detention camp where the kids are forced to dig holes each day. Meanwhile, in flashback, we learn how Stanley's entire family was cursed by Eartha Kitt, and how Patricia Arquette was a notorious bandit back in the 1800s.

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Aladdin: The Return of Jafar (1994) Cartoon Palooza #7

Aladdin: The Return of Jafar (1994)
Cartoon Palooza Episode #7
Posted Apr 29 2012 by Joey Tedesco

It's Joey's hate-filled review of The Return of Jafar, a lazy, badly animated cash-in on Aladdin, and the first (and probably worst) Disney direct-to-video sequel!

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SYL vs. the Disney Princesses - Stuff You Like #2

Stuff You Like vs. the Disney Princesses
Stuff You Like Episode #2
Posted Mar 3 2012 by Sursum Ursa

In this episode of Stuff You Like, Sursum Ursa decries the marketing machine of the Evil Empire (AKA Disney), and their ongoing efforts to sell a crapload of glittery pink and purple merchandise to impressionable little girls by convincing them to want nothing more than to be princesses like Aurora and Ariel.

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Beauty and the Beast (1991) Stuff You Like #1

Beauty and the Beast (1991)
Stuff You Like Episode #1
Posted Feb 16 2012 by Sursum Ursa

It’s the first episode of Stuff You Like, where redheaded fangirl Sursum Ursa waxes enthusiastic about movies, TV shows, and anything else that comes to mind!

She kicks things off with Disney's Beauty and the Beast. Ursa really, really loves this film. Seriously. It’s quite sweet. Join her for songs, sarcasm, recurring motifs and character development. Belle meets Beast. Story arc ensues.

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Tangled (2010)
Red Suitcase Adventures Episode #1
Posted Dec 5 2011 by Sofie Liv

It’s the debut of Red Suitcase Adventures, where your host Sofie Liv explores both the good and bad in popular films!

In the first episode, Sofie digs into the global phenomenon that is Disney, and looks at their recent attempts to get back to basics by releasing new old-school material, the latest of which is the 2010 fairy tale story Tangled.

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Tron Legacy (2010)
Posted Aug 2 2011 by The Wily Badger

“Since 1982, fans had been asking for a sequel to Tron. Well, the studio dithered, and did nothing about that for the longest time. Then they decided that since so many other movie franchises had done so well picking up the pieces a decade or two later, well, why couldn’t they? After all, how hard could it be?”

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Full House “The House Meets the Mouse (Part II)”
Posted Aug 3 2010 by Sarah O.

“How do I know this will be an amazing episode? Because dude, they don’t even need to explain what happened in Part I! No ‘Previously On’, no nothing. Why? Because they assume—and rightly so—that Part I’s awesomeness has by now simply integrated itself into your DNA and become a part of your basic humanity. That Part I was so intense, you already intuitively know what it was about, even if you can’t consciously remember much of anything (I think Michelle was kidnapped by ninjas?). That’s how awesome this episode will be.”

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Full House “The House Meets the Mouse (Part I)”
Posted May 12 2010 by Sarah O.

“D.J. shoves a knife into Stephanie’s already pulsating open wound by saying, ‘Isn’t it incredible, Steph? Our little sister’s going to have all her dreams come true!’ And Steph’s like, ‘Yeah bitch, ‘cuz that never happens.’”

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High School Musical (2006)
Posted Oct 23 2008 by Albert

"What are friends for, if not to murder your dreams before making them come true?"

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