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Allan Quatermain and the Lost City of Gold (1987)
Posted Jan 3 2012 by Ed Harris

“Come to think of it, James Earl Jones does go through the entire film looking like wants to Force Choke someone. And I can sympathize.”

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Masters of the Universe (1987) Good Bad Flicks #3

Masters of the Universe (1987)
Good Bad Flicks Episode #3
Posted Oct 5 2011 by Cecil Trachenburg

“Break out your action figures, and settle in for pure ‘80s awesomeness! Long before the horrendous Transformers movies, there was Masters of the Universe, a live action movie that adapted a toy/cartoon series, and actually did it right! Sure, it may be just another fish out of water story, and there may be a few too many new characters, but overall the film delivers. Sword battles, weird creatures, and a 22 year old Courtney Cox? Sign me up!”

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King Solomon's Mines (1985)
Posted Jun 15 2010 by Ed Harris

“Obviously, they were going for a movie similar to the Indiana Jones films, but as we’ll see, they had neither the resources nor the skill to pull it off.”

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Revenge of the Ninja (1983)
Posted Oct 11 2009 by Ed Harris

"This is what happens when your evil lair is just your house. When you have to resort to your personal sauna and hot tub as death traps, it's time to change careers, I think."

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Video: Top 9 Celebrity Bear Fights
Posted May 26 2009 by Albert

"There's nothing celebrities can't do. They can heal the sick, they can feed the poor, and they can end genocide. But most importantly of all, celebrities can engage in personal, hand-to-hand combat with bears in close quarters and escape completely unharmed."

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Death Wish 4: The Crackdown (1987)
Posted Apr 29 2009 by Ed Harris

"See, this is why you don’t get a vigilante to play spy."

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Invasion U.S.A. (1985)
Posted Jul 27 2008 by Ed Harris

"Chuck Norris plays Matt Hunter, a former government agent who now spends his time doing two things: 1) wrestling gators in Florida and 2) being stoic. Meanwhile, a psychotic Russian named Rostov (played by B-movie staple Richard Lynch) is leading an invasion of America by a combined force of Russian and Cuban bad guys. He also has a rather huge grudge against Hunter, which pulls our hero into the action."

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Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987)
Posted Jun 26 2006 by Albert

"This movie is really starting to hurt me in my common sense."

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