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Star Ballz (2001)
The Porn Critic #10
Posted Nov 23, 2012 by Porn Critic

Not only does it reference Sailor Moon, Dragon Ball Z, Star Wars, and literally every movie ever made, but it also got the attention of George Lucas, who (unsuccessfully) filed a federal lawsuit against the makers of this movie. The Porn Critic checks it out to see if there's any chance in hell he might confuse it with the real Star Wars.

Sailor and the 7 Ballz 2: Return of the Ballz (2001)
Mr. Mendo's Hack Attack #33
Posted Nov 2, 2012 by Michael A. Novelli, Film Renegado

Mr. Mendo returns (thanks to his loyal and very awesome fans!), only to find out that the infamous Sailor Moon and Dragon Ball Z porn parody Sailor and the 7 Ballz has a sequel! With no Hagan to help him through it, it's up to the Film Renegado to help make sense out of this... thing...

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Cleavagefield (2009)
The Porn Critic #8
Posted Oct 25, 2012 by Porn Critic

The Porn Critic reviews Jim Wynorski's Cleavagefield, a porno of epic proportions, which completely fails to comprehend the concept of a found footage movie!

Eiken (2003)
The Porn Critic #7
Posted Oct 12, 2012 by Porn Critic

A boy is forced to join the vaguely-defined Eiken Club, which is mostly made up of schoolgirls with ridiculously enormous breasts. Yeah, that's pretty much the whole plot.

Italian Stallion (1970)
The Porn Critic #5
Posted Aug 29, 2012 by Porn Critic

It's the infamous softcore porno starring Sylvester Stallone that was re-released when he hit it big with Rocky. A New York City couple have sex, engage in light S&M, then invite some of their friends over for an orgy. The end. Features a special guest appearance by our own Cheap-Arse Film Critic!

Sailor and the 7 Ballz (2000)
Mr. Mendo's Hack Attack #30
Posted Aug 16, 2012 by Michael A. Novelli

A completely unlicensed and unauthorized porn parody of Sailor Moon and Dragon Ball Z and lots of other anime, complete with horrible animation, cartoon jizz flying everywhere, the sailor girls growing cocks, and a plot too puerile for ten year old boys.

Busty Cops 2 (2006)
The Porn Critic #4
Posted Aug 9, 2012 by Porn Critic

MikeJ helps the Porn Critic review Busty Cops 2! Will it answer all the unanswered questions from the first Busty Cops? We don't know, but the talking llama is back, and this time there's a CGI whale! Also in this episode: special cameos from Welshy, Film Brain, and the entire Agony Booth crew!”

Busty Cops (2004)
The Porn Critic #3
Posted Aug 5, 2012 by Porn Critic

It's the tale of three cops who are busty, and also undercover, which we know because they constantly tell everyone they meet that they are undercover.

Avengers XXX: A Porn Parody (2012)
The Porn Critic #1
Posted Jul 9, 2012 by Porn Critic

What better way to start off a new show than with Vivid's porn parody of the biggest film of the summer? Starring Dale DaBone as Iron Man, Brooklyn Lee as the Black Widow, ex-wrestler Chyna as She-Hulk, and many others, this is a movie that strangely enough includes way more Marvel characters than the actual Avengers movie.

American Virgin (2009)
Mr. Mendo's Hack Attack #24
Posted Jun 1, 2012 by Michael A. Novelli

A college student makes a vow of abstinence, and yet still falls prey to a porn producer (Rob Schneider) who plans to put her in his Girls Gone Wild-esque video. Watch as a bunch of no-name actors (including Schneider's daughter, maybe?) go on a road trip to get the incriminating footage back.

DOA: Dead or Alive (2006)
Good Bad Flicks #16
Posted May 7, 2012 by Cecil Trachenburg

Based on the video game of the same name, it's a film with a risky concept: Gather four hot women (Holly Valance, Devon Aoki, Sarah Carter, Jaime Pressly), put them in as little clothes as possible, and have them fight each other! Luckily for Cecil, the concept works, making for one of the best video game adaptations ever.

The Stewardesses 3-D (1969)
Posted Nov 14, 2010 by Martini Shark

“Don’t dismiss it as ‘just a sex movie’. This historically significant film helped usher in the flight attendant as an iconic figure in pop culture. It rode the wave of the cresting sexual revolution. It serves as a chronicle of the advancement of women in the workforce. And yes, I suppose, there is that small matter of it being the first 3-D porn film in history. ”

Baywatch “Mirror, Mirror”
Posted Jan 12, 2010 by Dr. Winston O'Boogie

“Okay, this episode is already turning into bad fanfic written by a bored housewife in love with David Hasselhoff.”

Heavy Metal (1981)
Posted Aug 17, 2009 by Ryan Lohner

”Eight stories that are not so much bad as they are levels of Hell.”

Nude on the Moon (1961)
Posted Sep 3, 2007 by Mark M. Meysenburg

"Nude on the Moon is an excellent title for this flick—it describes the movie to a 'T'. Having said that, it's surprising that a movie about a race of nekkid (well, at least topless) people living on the moon can be soooooo boring." The very first Agony Booth reader submission!

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