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Delgo (2008)
The Movie Skewer Episode #2
Posted Oct 7 2011 by Ryan Lohner

“Delgo is the trite tale of two species battling for control of their generic fantasyland and the star-crossed lovers (voiced by Freddie Prinze, Jr. and Jennifer Love Hewitt) caught in the middle, featuring cheap CGI, endless clichés, and terrible comic relief courtesy of an exceptionally irritating Chris Kattan. If you missed this one in theaters (and odds are very, very good that you did), here’s your chance to find out if it’s as bad as its domestic gross suggests!”

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Ishtar (1987)
Mr. Mendo's Hack Attack Episode #3
Posted Apr 27 2011 by Michael A. Novelli

“Thrill to the song stylings of Dustin Hoffman and Warren Beatty, as they perform classics like ‘Love in My Will’, ‘Software’, ‘Wardrobe of Love’, and ‘How Big Am I?’ And yes, these are the highlights of the movie.”

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A Sound of Thunder (2005)
Posted Oct 6 2008 by Mark M. Meysenburg

"You've heard of an idiot plot? This movie is an idiot plot fractal. No matter how far down into the details you wallow, you still find a whole new, glorious idiot plot."

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Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000 (2000)
Posted Mar 9 2008 by Team Agony Booth

An Agony Booth MEGA RECAP!

"Every shot is tilted at a different angle. I'd call this 'jarring', but I'd worry about offending jars."

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Razzie Weekend 2007, Part 2: BloodRayne, The Wicker Man, Basic Instinct 2
Posted Apr 3 2007 by Albert

It's a lesson I've learned time and time again: People will slam movies purely because of who's in them. When forgettable films like Crossroads or Glitter or From Justin to Kelly make it onto the IMDb's list of the 100 worst films of all time, you know people are voting based on the magazine covers at the checkout stand. Same with the films nominated for the Razzie this year. If not for the presence of Sharon Stone, the Wayans brothers, Nicolas Cage, M. Night Shyamalan, and (to a much lesser extent) Uwe Boll, would anybody give two shits about any of these movies? Probably not.

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Shanghai Surprise (1986)
Posted Feb 14 2007 by Albert

An Agony Booth Valentine's Day special!

"This movie grossed roughly $3 million in its theatrical run. Adjusted for inflation, that's at least 6 million in Gigli Dollars."

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Hudson Hawk (1991)
Posted Dec 14 2005 by Team Agony Booth

UPDATED with new screecaps and new commentary!
An Agony Booth MEGA RECAP!

“Writing this kind of dialogue and actually putting it on film should be an offense punishable by a good old-fashioned Korean caning.”

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Leonard Part 6 (1987)
Posted Nov 14 2004 by Albert

UPDATED with new screecaps and new commentary!

“So by now, we're watching a drunk Bill Cosby performing surgery on himself with a hunting knife. Hey, having fun yet, Cosby Show fans?”

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Gigli (2003)
Posted Feb 14 2004 by Team Agony Booth

An Agony Booth Valentine's Day Special AND MEGA RECAP II!

"We get a loving close-up of the fish in the aquarium eating pieces of Louis' brain. That's an image no romantic comedy is complete without, am I right?"

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