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Aladdin: The Return of Jafar (1994)
Cartoon Palooza Episode #7
Posted Apr 29 2012 by Joey Tedesco

It's Joey's hate-filled review of The Return of Jafar, a lazy, badly animated cash-in on Aladdin, and the first (and probably worst) Disney direct-to-video sequel!

Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children (2005)
Posted Apr 18 2012 by The Wily Badger

“Once I made up a drinking game based around this movie. One of the rules was that you took a drink every time Cloud looked moody. Alcohol poisoning usually set in around the thirty-minute mark.”

Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Cartoon Palooza Episode #5
Posted Apr 10 2012 by Joey Tedesco

It's Part Two of the Batman Chronicles! This time around, Joey looks at Batman: Mask of the Phantasm, the feature-length film from the team behind Batman: The Animated Series.

The Last Unicorn (1982)
Mr. Mendo's Hack Attack Episode #19
Posted Mar 28 2012 by Michael A. Novelli

Mendo and special guest The Omega have a sleepover and review the strangely morose story of a unicorn who suddenly realizes she's the last of her kind, and goes on a quest with a magician to find out what happened to the rest of her species. Along the way, she has to deal with an annoyingly meta butterfly, a three-boobed harpy, a talking wino skeleton, and Jeff Bridges' singing!

Top Cat: The Movie (2011)
The Film Renegado Episode #1
Posted Mar 27 2012 by Film Renegado

In this episode, the Renegado takes a look at Don Gato y Su Pandilla, the 2011 Mexican-made film adaptation of the Hanna-Barbera character Top Cat, who's about as beloved by American audiences as Huckleberry Hound or Quick Draw McGraw, and yet has inexplicably achieved wide popularity in Mexico and South America.

Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius (2001)
Cartoon Palooza Episode #3
Posted Mar 18 2012 by Joey Tedesco

In this episode, we find out why the Academy would even consider Tinkerbell sequels for Oscars these days. It's a review of the computer-animated Nicktoon that was one of the very first nominees for Best Animated Feature!

Cartoon Palooza’s Oscar Prediction Thing: Best Animated Feature 2012
Cartoon Palooza Episode #1
Posted Feb 25 2012 by Joey Tedesco

For his first episode, Joey judges this year’s Oscar nominees for Best Animated Feature! Well, three out of five, anyway.

Beauty and the Beast (1991)
Stuff You Like Episode #1
Posted Feb 16 2012 by Sursum Ursa

It’s the first episode of Stuff You Like, where redheaded fangirl Sursum Ursa waxes enthusiastic about movies, TV shows, and anything else that comes to mind!

She kicks things off with Disney's Beauty and the Beast. Ursa really, really loves this film. Seriously. It’s quite sweet. Join her for songs, sarcasm, recurring motifs and character development. Belle meets Beast. Story arc ensues.

Tangled (2010)
Red Suitcase Adventures Episode #1
Posted Dec 5 2011 by Sofie Liv

It’s the debut of Red Suitcase Adventures, where your host Sofie Liv explores both the good and bad in popular films!

In the first episode, Sofie digs into the global phenomenon that is Disney, and looks at their recent attempts to get back to basics by releasing new old-school material, the latest of which is the 2010 fairy tale story Tangled.

Delgo (2008)
The Movie Skewer Episode #2
Posted Oct 7 2011 by Ryan Lohner

Delgo is the trite tale of two species battling for control of their generic fantasyland and the star-crossed lovers (voiced by Freddie Prinze, Jr. and Jennifer Love Hewitt) caught in the middle, featuring cheap CGI, endless clichés, and terrible comic relief courtesy of an exceptionally irritating Chris Kattan. If you missed this one in theaters (and odds are very, very good that you did), here’s your chance to find out if it’s as bad as its domestic gross suggests!”

Heavy Metal (1981)
Posted Aug 17 2009 by Ryan Lohner

”Eight stories that are not so much bad as they are levels of Hell.”

Quest for Camelot (1998)
Posted Sep 14 2008 by Rori Stevens

"What people who hate Western animation think the whole genre is like."

The Lord of the Rings (1978)
Posted Oct 15 2006 by Arya

"Luckily for him, Tolkien died before this movie was made. Had he seen it, I've little doubt he would have hunted down and personally killed everyone responsible for this monstrosity."

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