Tagged: You Just Got Joel Silver-ized!

VIDEO: Commando (1985)

Prepare for the manliest Halloween ever, as Mendo celebrates Commando, a movie that even Top Gun can’t compete with for awesomeness/homoeroticism! Included are a slew of guest stars, including Sofie, a whole slew of Bears, and “Honorary Bear” Ven Gethenian!

VIDEO: Speed Racer (2008)

The Cinema Slob takes a look at the Wachowski siblings’ 2008 adaptation of the anime classic Speed Racer! Get ready for fast cars, insane stunts, hot girls, and special effects so intense that… well, you’ll see.

VIDEO: The Apparition (2012)

A couple of college students (Twilight‘s Ashley Greene, and some guy) perform an experiment that unleashes an evil supernatural presence. This inspires Count Jackula to hook Horror Guru up to a machine that makes all his fears a reality! Just like the way they don’t in the actual movie!

VIDEO: The Matrix (1999)

Keanu Reeves is a hacker who learns he’s living inside a virtual reality simulation, and joins in a rebellion against his machine overlords in The Matrix, which gives the Suspect a total nerd-gasm. Watch as he shows his admiration for this kick-ass sci-fi action classic in his usual way: by ridiculing the shit out of it!

VIDEO: Sherlock Holmes (2009)

In this episode, special guest hosts Sherlock Holmes (portrayed by Sofie Liv) and Dr. John Watson (portrayed by Sursum Ursa) work together on one final case: examining the 2009 Guy Ritchie movie based on their exploits, starring Robert Downey, Jr., Jude Law, and Rachel McAdams. You may think you’ve seen it all, but have you ever seen a movie reviewed in the first-person? I think not!