Tagged: Vanessa Hudgens

Sucker Punch (2011)

“I think the hardcore Sucker Punch fans are giving the film and its director way too much credit, especially considering how Zack Snyder would completely mishandle Superman just a couple of years later.”

Spring Breakers (2013) Text Review

“I’m not sure Spring Breakers is about much of anything, other than its own stunt casting. As the continuing fame of Miley Cyrus proves, there’s nothing the American public eats up quite as voraciously as former teen queens shedding their good girl images, and in that respect, Spring Breakers does not disappoint.”

VIDEO: Sucker Punch (2011)

Exploitation? Robots? Kung-fu? Guns? Emily Browning, Abbie Cornish, Jena Malone, Vanessa Hudgens, and Jamie Chung in sexy outfits? Normally, those would all be ingredients for the perfect movie, but when Zack Snyder is the chef, the only thing being served is a shit sandwich.

VIDEO: High School Musical 2 (2007)

Dr. O’Boogie dares to follow up his legendary recap of High School Musical, the Disney Channel Original Movie where Zac What’s-his-face and Vanessa Something-or-other joined forces to save their school from being torn down, or something. Look, it’s been four years since that recap. Cut him some slack, okay?