One of the first comic book movies to take the subject matter seriously.
Full Moon Productions ventures into vampire lore.
“This film has an even more misleading title than Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan.”
Count Jackula reviews Jesus Franco’s classic, erotic film about a voluptuous vampiress who really knows how to suck, Female Vampire.
“Just imagine a standup comic telling you the same joke over and over for 105 minutes just to make sure you got it, and you’ll get a pretty good idea of what this movie is like.”
CONSTANTINE RECAP: Attack of the Baby-eating Vampire Nuns (S1:E8)
Is this movie a graveyard smash, or an undead turkey starring the Happy Madison goons?
“As long as it’s not Twilight, it’s hard to mess up vampires, right? Well… don’t count on that.”
Why We Do Not Bite People: A PSA For Sportsballers
Vincent Price Comics Definitely Up To The Quality Of The Great Man’s Work…On Scooby Doo
Solkir reviews Wesley Snipes as the vampire hunter Blade, based on the Marvel Comics character who first appeared in the Tomb of Dracula series. So, it’s a story about killing vampires, but the slayer is a dude? Weird.
Tom struggles to find positive things to say about
Blade: Trinity, the third installment in the vampire hunter franchise starring Wesley Snipes, Jessica Biel, and Ryan Reynolds. He delves into the making of the film, its two alternate endings, and answers more questions from the public!
We look at the criminally underrated and unloved monster mash that is Hugh Jackman and Kate Beckinsale in Van Helsing! With the help of his friend Harold and questions from the public, Tom delves into the history of the Van Helsing character, the various attempts at a sequel, and why Van Helsing is the archangel version of James Bond. Featuring a special guest appearance by Dracula!
It’s the first video of Sofie’s Twilight Month (which will probably now last into April) as she reviews the final Twilight film, Breaking Dawn: Part 2. It’s the end of a saga… Yeah, a saga, sure.
The vampires are back, and more sparkly than ever. Will Bella be able to get over Edward? Will Jacob give up shirts altogether? Do you even care? Il Neige sure doesn’t, but that’s not gonna stop him from sitting through this two-hour mess of a sequel.
Together, the two luchadores battle the Mexican Dracula, vampire women, the Wolfman, a cyclops, the Mummy, and the Frankenstein monster. It’s cheesy, ridiculous fun. In other words, a Santo film.
gooder: (adj) a movie that goes from bad to awesome because of at least one single key moment.
Watch the genesis of Friday Night Fright Flicks with this episode from the archives of The Count Jackula Show, guest-starring the Horror Guru and Film Renegado! Count Jackula (with help from his alter-ego Count Wiso-ula) counts down his 13 favorite movies that are so bad, they’re awesome, including The Green Slime, Toxic Avenger, Jason X, Chillerama, and many more!
Count Jackula and Horror Guru go on a killing spree due to the last entry of the Twilight Saga, Breaking Dawn: Part 2, starring Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, and Taylor Lautner.
Stephenie Meyer’s novel gets split into two movies to extract an additional billion dollars from Twi-hards who line up for these things no matter how tedious or repulsive they get. And this one is certainly repulsive, as Bella gets pregnant with a half-vampire baby who treats her womb like a bouncy castle, Edward performs a Cesarean with his teeth, and Jacob embarks on an 18 year quest to groom his future wife.