Cookie’s starting her own studio! With blackjack! And hookers! Or maybe just a crappy girl band. Oh well, everybody’s gotta start somewhere.
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Season 2 begins with a new murder mystery that’s quickly solved. But don’t worry, there are still a hundred more twists this hour, including Annalise’s old girlfriend and why the hell eggs are such a big emergency.
Not So Rosy Outlook for “Rosewood”
Lionel kicks off Season 2 behind bars while the rest of his family fights to free him (in public, at least) and to steal his empire (behind closed doors).
So many motives, so many murders. Episode 2 of Scream Queens keeps the blood and laughs flowing.
Scream Queens keeps the laughs and the murders coming one after another on its opening night.
The AshleyMadison scandal isn’t limited to real life husbands and wives. Let’s take a look at which boob tube spouses would be looking for boobs and tubes online.
Stop worrying about how HBO will change “Sesame Street,” and start worrying about how “Sesame Street” will change HBO. Only HNTP has the answers.
Marvin Gaye III claims Fox’s ‘Empire’ is a rip off of his idea. Is this true or just another cash grab after the ‘Blurred Lines’ money runs out?
How is it that an anthropomorphic cartoon horse can be one of the most realistic portrayals of depression on television? And, as impressive of a feat as that is, is that something we should want to watch?
It’s binge time! OITNB continues to perfectly straddle the line between dark comedy and serious drama, but Season 3 was mostly lackluster compared to the previous ones.
Sex And the City 2 pretty much killed the franchise dead, and Carrie Bradshaw was condemned to the Fourth Circle of Hell, i.e., high school, for all eternity. Okay, it was just two seasons, but it felt like an eternity. Oh, who am I kidding–I LOVED IT.
Season finale time! Jane goes into labor while her mom kinda sorta accidentally gets married, and the evil drug kingpin Sin Rostro finally makes herself relevant to the whole pregnancy plotline.
So no one told Jane life was going to be this way: her love life’s a joke, her novel is DOA, and she has a high school reunion to go to.
Dance Moms is awful. Yes, Abby Lee Miller is the worst. Yes, I know all that drama is scripted. Yes, it’s awful that talented little girls are being exploited by producers. But I really really like Dance Moms, you guys.
Wrestling comes to the Marbella! It’s Petra vs. Jane, Xiomara vs. Rogelio, and Rafael vs. Luisa! Get your bets in now!
An Exclusive Look at the Upcoming Full House Spin-Off!
Can Jane’s virginity survive a night of skinny dipping with Raphael? Will Xiomara’s relationship survive kissing another man? Can Petra survive being kidnapped by the not-really-dead Roman? Answers in this week’s Jane the Virgin!
JANE THE VIRGIN: When in Doubt, Doubt Some More
Watching 10 seasons of Friends makes you realize some things: Ross was a jerk, a minor character had the saddest fate, and no one seemed to own a bra. Even though I was too...