“It’s difficult enough for newbies to grasp exactly who Constantine is and what he does without throwing in all these other side characters and unnecessary plot twists.”
Tagged: Shia LaBeouf
Shia LaBeouf turns Christian… but not THAT kind of Christian
Time to roll out and watch explosions, stereotypes, and awkward bathroom humor galore!
Morning Sideboob: Channing Tatum Recalls Wild Drunken Night With Shia LaBeouf
Morning Sideboob: Naya Rivera’s Thong Photos Prove Everything Is A-OK
Alec Baldwin Did Not Gay Slur That Man, But If He Did It Was Shia LaBeouf’s Fault
Morning Sideboob: Charlie Sheen Thinks Maybe The Fourth Time’s A Charm
Morning Sideboob: The Continuing Saga Of Shia LaBeouf, Now With Performance Art
Morning Sideboob: Shia LaBeouf Just Can’t Quit You
Morning Sideboob: How The Bottle Let Shia LaBeouf And Dennis Rodman Down
Morning Sideboob: Shia LaBeouf Versus Jim Carrey, Conan’s Bastard Child, and Kanye Gets in the Ring
Shia LaBeouf Is Going To Take His Stolen Toys And Go Home
Shia LaBeouf Continues True Blue Dedication To Stealing, Jackassery
Shia LaBeouf’s Self-Immolating Rage Will Lead Him To Death Or Glory Or Both
Shia LaBeouf Needs To Enter A 12-Step Program For Serial Plagiarizers
Shia LaBeouf’s Sticky Fingers Keep Adhering To Other People’s Words
Shia LaBeouf Just Can’t Stop Himself From Stealing Everything On The Internet
Hero MPAA Saves Us From Shia LaBeouf Doing Mouth Sex On Evan Rachel Wood
The Cinema Slob checks out what has luckily turned out not to be the final movie in the extraordinary Michael Bay four-part Transformers trilogy. Watch as the Slob learns about the moon landing, ponders the evil-ness of goatees, sees his beloved home town get blown to hell, and reenacts clips too awesome to actually include in the review!
Joey meets up with sports movie reviewer Iannone to watch The Greatest Game Ever Played, starring Shia LaBeouf as Francis Ouimet, who in 1913 became the first amateur golfer to ever win the U.S. Open.